Ruby: This is such a bad idea.
Phil: Then why are you coming along?
Ruby: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
~-*&*-~
Ruby: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Phil: It's not a joke.
Phil: *sniffles*
Phil: I'm a legit snack.
~-*&*-~
Ruby: This is a mistake
Phil, enthusiastically: A mistake we're going to laugh about one day!
Ruby: But not today
Phil, still enthusiastic: Oh, no. Today's going to be a mess
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FanfictionTotally not starting this at 11:40 PM without asking any of the other members for permission to make this ahah what're you talking about- -Alexi/Doggo
