IBI Incorrect Quotes

17 IBI (Done by Lavender)

Art by kohhekuu on twt

A/N IM HIJACKING THIS GET REKT BITCHES

also im not using a generator H A 

-Lav

Ruby: So, I've decided we're moving.

Lavender: If I kill someone and get put in jail will we still move?

Quatro: WAIT- We're murdering someone? Count me in. 

Mackenzie: If we moved I'd simply light our new place on fire and then run back here.

Doggo: What about the people who Ruby sold it to? 

Lavender & Quatro: So... about that-

~-*&*-~

Lavender: What would you guys do if I ate a rock and started to choke? 

Quatro: I'd watch you choke and simply laugh. 

Mackenzie: I might save you, depends if Dad comes back with the milk or not. 

Lavender: Oh, so that's where Dad went-

Doggo: WHO'S DAD?

~-*&*-~ 

Lavender: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Quatro: Mood, honestly though same. 

Mackenzie: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM, LAV AND QUATRO ARE JOKING ABOUT BEING DEAD BUT ALIVE AGAIN.

Lavender: Hey, at least I'm not eating a table.

Doggo: WHAT'S WRONG WITH EATING TABLES???

~-*&*-~ (Screw it I'm using a generator)

Lavender: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Quatro: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Mackenzie: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Doggo: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Ruby: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

~-*&*-~ 

Ruby: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Mackenzie: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Quatro: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Doggo: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Lavender: My morals, is that you?

Ruby:

Ruby: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

~-*&*-~

Doggo: You kidnapped Quatro? That's illegal!

Lavender: But Doggo, what's more illegal? Briefly inconveniencing Quatro, or destroying our dreams?

Doggo: Kidnapping Quatro, Lavender!!!

Mackenzie: Doggo, listen, whatever I may think of you right now- these guys are counting on you to inspire them!

Doggo: What, to kidnap people?!?!

Mackenzie: To work together!

Doggo: TO KIDNAP PEOPLE?!?!?!?!

Ruby: Doggo, we all agreed a celebrity is a not a people. 

~-*&*-~

Doggo: Looking left cause you don't treat me right

Quatro: Looking right because you left

Mackenzie: Looking up cause you let me down

Lavender: Looking down cause you fucked up

Ruby: What is wrong with you guys

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Why isn't the statue smirking at me?

Quatro: It isn't smirking at anyone, they're all just imagining it.

Ruby: Three of us saw it, Quatro. How do you explain that?

Quatro: *points at Lavender* Sleep deprivation. *points at Mackenzie* Can't seem to see. *points at Doggo* Can't seem to understand that they're just lonely.  

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Favorite horror movie?

Lavender: It

Quatro: Saw

Mackenzie: Annabelle

Doggo: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics

~-*&*-~ (Another one from my imagination) 

Lavender: Why is it always Mackenzie and Quatro talking, and yet I never catch them talking so I can join in?

Quatro: Cause your sleep deprived. 

Mackenzie: Because we simply avoid you. 

Ruby: I'm just always here cause it's my house and I actually go outside. 

Doggo: Outside? I hardly know her!

Lavender (looking at Doggo): Kill me now, why do you have to make jokes at all. 

Doggo: HEY AT LEAST MY JOKES AREN'T ALL ABOUT MURDERING PEOPLE-

Quatro: You just described all of us except for you. 

Mackenzie: Just saw a child outside, anyone wanna join?

~-*&*-~

A/N ALRIGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUN0