IBI Incorrect Quotes

3 (Done by Doggo)

Ruby: You're a loose cannon, Mackenzie.

Mackenzie: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Lavender: I think you play by your own rules.

Quatro: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.

Ruby: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Mackenzie: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Doggo is a loose cannon.

Doggo: *smashes a chair*

~-*&*-~

Ruby: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Quatro: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Doggo: In your pantry!

Ruby: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Quatro: Is your friend here?

Ruby, motioning to Mackenzie: Yeah.

Quatro, to Mackenzie: You're a monster! Words MEAN things! >:(

Lavender: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Lavender: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Lavender: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Lavender, to Quatro and Doggo: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Quatro: YAAAAAAAAY!

Doggo: THE PRESTIGE!

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Nothing in life is free.

Mackenzie: Love is free!

Lavender: Adventure is free.

Quatro: Knowledge is free.

Doggo: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

~-*&*-~

Ruby: Are we really going to let Mackenzie keep Lavender?

Quatro: We kept Doggo.

(Adopted noises)