You taste like a fruit roll up

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by Sunheart_101

Virginia: Oh your gonna leave me too!
Ohio: Yes, I'm sorry.
Virginia: Well fuck off then!

[During the Civil War]
Ohio, to Virginia: Let's tell each other a secret about ourselves.
Ohio: I'm gonna go first.
Ohio: I hate you.

Alabama: Let me guess he's crying cause a dog died in the movie you're watching?
Ohio: Yup.
Indiana, crying: He was so cute too!

Indiana: You taste like a fruit roll up.
Alabama: What the hell?
Indiana: You heard me!

Indiana: You know what Virginia.
Indiana: You're a horrible person.
Virginia: K cool, fuck off.

Michigan: HES MINE!
Ohio, holding Toledo: NO HES MINE!
Ohio, drawing his gun: I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU!
Michigan, drawing his gun: SO WILL I!
The Government, seeing this: Nope! Not today!

Virginia, to Indiana: Shut the fuck up, I don't listen to failures like you.
Ohio: You can talk to me like that.
Ohio: But don't you fucking dare talk to Indiana like that!

Ohio: Maybe Virginia's right.
Indiana: Don't you dare say that!