Florida: Respect the LGBTQ!
Florida: Or I will cook you!
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Alabama: The real question is does Indiana taste like a cupcake?
Ohio: Please don't eat Indiana!
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Wyoming: Hi.
Florida: Why are you here I didn't think you where real!
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Florida: Do you like arson?
DC: No! No do I not!
Florida: You sure?
DC: YES!
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Hawaii: May all tourists kindly get the fuck out!
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Maryland: They're my friends!
Maine: Your floors are covered in crabs.
Maine: You at covered in crabs!
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Utah: That doesn't seem safe. Are you ok?
Arizona, lying face down on the sidewalk in the burning heat: I'm Arizona, you should know that this is perfectly fine.
New Mexico: Yeah he's just built different.
Arizona: That's right, I'm just built different.
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Alabama: Why do you two like sleeping on me?
Indiana: You're comfy.
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Ohio: *chugs a bottle of wine*
Alabama: Are you seeing this? That's a problem!
Indiana: It seems fine to me.
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Statehouse stuff 2, electric boogaloo
Fanfiction"You do you spaghetti man" are the words I live by in this book
