Alabama, with Indiana sleeping on top of him: I can't get up.
Tennessee: You should though.
Alabama: But I can't!
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West Virginia: Fuck you.
Virginia: The Civil War was 159 years ago, why do you keep doing this?
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Florida, dressed as Twilight Sparkle: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are shooting stars?
Loui, dressed as Mordecai: I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now!
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[Civil War]
Virginia: You don't have to do this!
Ohio: Nobody likes a racist bitch!
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Cincinnati: Hey Tucky~
Kentucky, confused: What the fuck?
Cincinnati: Aww Tucky are you upset? I could fix that for you~
Geo: Don't you dare!
Cleveland, in the background: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Alabama, gesturing towards Ohio and Indiana: You hurt either of them and I will FUCK YOU UP!
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[Civil War]
West Virginia: Which Minecraft player are you?
West, pointing towards New York: The builder!
West, pointing towards PA: The fighter!
West, pointing towards Virginia: The racist...
West:
West, pointing towards Ohio: Steve!
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Florida: This feels like a throw a gator through a drive through window kinda day.
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