Dayton: It's called the circle of life because it's pointless.
Cincinnati: Haters got you down?
Dayton: I show the haters how it's done! By hating myself more than they ever could!
Cincinnati: This video was supposed to be about what the longest part of your morning routine was?
Dayton: Finding the will to live!
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Chillicothe: Why couldn't I stay as Ohio's capital?
Zanesville: I mean I could've been it.
Chillicothe: Well now he's got Columbus, and he's now daddy's favorite.
Zanesville:
Zanesville: Never call Ohio "daddy" again.
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Stranger: Hey kid you want some drugs?
Athens: Yes.
Stranger: It's that easy?
Stranger: No stranger danger?
Athens: You got drugs or not?
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Akron: Why do people keep saying I'm just you?
Cleveland: Cause you are.
Akron: But I'm my own city!
Cleveland, hugging her: No you're mine.
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Columbus: You are too friendly with the city's from that state up north.
Toledo: So I can't be friends with them?
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Canton: So tell me why it's illegal for people to run out of gas in your city?
Youngstown: Hey I mean if you run out of gas it can be dangerous.
Canton: How?
Youngstown: You could get shot.
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Dayton: Guess what time it is!
Dayton: Time to be sad!
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Cleveland: Cincinnati you don't matter you're basically a part of Kentucky.
Cincinnati, not listening but simping for Kentucky: What?
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