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BLACK WIDOW REVIEW / OPINIONS

this will very obviously contain spoilers for the black widow movie so if you haven't seen it and don't wanna know, now is the time to click off because you aren't getting another warning.

- yelenat >>>>>> everyone else ever

- yelena i need to marry you rn i too am currently a widow

- yelena really do be one of the best marvel characters ... comfort character energy 🤍

- i thought yelena was gonna die .... i was pleasantly surprised

- YELENA IN HAWKEYE I CANT WAIT THAT END CREDITS ANAKAKSJSLQSJAL

- but also, the end credits 💔 what was the need to hurt my heart like this. feige, expect big therapy bills.

- ALEXEI IS SO FUNNY I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN ( MELINA TOO )

- WE FINALLY GOT TO KNOW WHAY HAPPENED IN BUDAPEST I LOVE

- nah cause fr this movie is in the top 5 , if not 3, marvel movies for me. it might actually be battling ragnarok (current all time fav) in my ranks.

- natasha and agent (o-t fagbenle's character) have such a cute friendship i hope we see him soon. i feel like it'd be cool if he was in no way home to help peter since he'll likely be on the run after far from home?

- young nat and yelena 🥺🥺

- the widows are iconic idc

- marvel give us a black widow trilogy rn we need a whole movie on natasha's time at the red room and working for the KGB. then make one about yelena. scarlett deserved more than just one movie after her character had died.
( though i'm ngl i feel like the timing made this one more sentimental? and exciting for yelena's character? i just wish they gave us a proper origin story before )

- nat with the braids in budapest ? possibly my favourite thing ever

- yelena deserves so much better 
:( the fact that the only control she's ever had over her own life is buying that vest 💔 marvel stop attacking me

- i just know nat and clint playing noughts and crosses whilst hiding got DEADLY. wouldnt shock me for a second if those mfs started attacking eachother because they're 100% both sore losers

- yelena finally got her dog <33 and she named it after nat </33

- i kid u not tho i have cried a total of 3 (maybe 4) times over that fucking end credits scene. SPECIFICALLY when yelena does their whistle and doesn't getting a response :( now THAT was a lot of damage

- idk what anyone says, natasha having a simple, quiet send off rather than a big funeral like tony is perfect. it literally fits so well. tony was outgoing and kind of an open book where as natasha was always mysterious and liked blending into the background. to me at least, it makes sense that she simply has a burial place where people can come on their own terms to pay their respects.

- please tell me im not the only one who saw the picture of clint ( with natasha i'd assume ) by her grave 💔💔

- no because i just realised that natasha's grave is fucking empty. yelena had no body to bury :(

- who told yelena. it definitely wasn't clint and nobody really  knew about her so she must have found out from the news? 😭😭

- but fr saying goodbye to nat was so hard. like it actually felt real this time. i cried over her dying in endgame but i think bc i knew this movie was coming out it didn't fully register? whereas now, that's it. gonna go cry again now.

- their little family deserved so much better. alexei and melina better reunite with yelena NOW

- i can and would kill for yelena. i feel this compelling need to protect her ???

- valentina is iconic i can't wait for her to create the thunderbolts ;)

i only have 2 complaints

1. who the FUCK started the tony stark cameo rumour ... i just wanna talk 🤠 the movie was incredible regardless but they really got my hopes up thinking i'd get to see my fav friendship one last time 💔 ( tonynat ).

2. where was the end credit sequence to black widow by iggy azalea. where was it. missed opportunity marvel.

- on another note, alexei says "girls" like gru, " my GORLS " i love it i love him

- overall, the movie was amazing; the plot, the characters, the suits, hair, the acting 💘💖💓💘💘💖💗💘💓💘💗💘💖💕💖💗💖💘💞💗💕💕💘💝💞💓💘💘💖💖💝💝💞💘💖imma go see it again