𝑻𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑲 𝑼, 𝑵𝑬𝑿𝑻 ✩RANT BOOK

ETERNALS REVIEW (WITH SPOILERS)

makkarri and druig 💘💖💕💝💘💗💓💖💘💘💘💗💓💖💘💕💘💖💗💘

literally anyone else > sprite
lia did a great job but sprite was so fucking annoying i genuinely think i hate her only slightly less than st*ve which i think says alot

ikaris can you fuck me in the desert please? 🥺

not enough kit harington i cant wait to see more of dane :)

thena is the loml i genuinely think she's one of my favourite marvel chatacters

thena and nat would have been besties i know it

KINGO MY LOVE PLS BE MY BEST FRIEND. you too karun <33

y'all sleeping on kingo when you could be sleeping with him🖐

it made me so happy that the didn't try to use the "she can lip read" excuse for makkari and actually used sign language

my ranking of the characters:

1. Thena
2. Kingo
3. Makkari
4. Druig
5. Ikaris
6. Sersi
7. Gilgamesh
8. Ajak
9. Phastros
10. Sprite

that harry styles jumpscare was traumatising and unnecessary marvel pls never do that to me again. i would have thrown my popcorn at the screen but i didnt want to waste it <33

but fr harry's acting wasn't it. literally anybody else could have done a better job. the LEPRECHAUN was better.

gilgamesh and ajak deserved sm better

gilagmesh protecting thena 🥺💔 my babies they deserved to be happy as best friends forever

"stay here. say it" "stay" 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

give it up for angelina jolie y'all. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.

i dont wanna hear anyone say wanda is the most powerful after seeing this movie. thena, sersi, druig, gilgamesh and ikaris all floor her easily.

anyone else think that lauren (makkari) kinda looks similar to brie? they have similar facial expressions idc but i feel like they'd be besties

the visuals in this movie are STUNNING wow

i was so proud of myself for guessing that ikaris would turn out bad. i'm a psychic y'all

but no joke idc if he is evil he's hot i'll let him shoot me with them lasers

idc why the like earth so much they can have it it's all urs bestie 🖐

overall i give the movie a solid 8/10. the actions scenes were so incredible (makkari's powers in particular were so fun to watch), the acting was wonderful (not the zionists ❤️) and the characters were well written + the diversity was *chefs kiss*. the only thing preventing it from being a 9/10 was h*rry styles. i do mot take constructive critism especially from h*rries, thank you and good day.

anywho ikaris fic anyone ?? <33