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January 14th, 2013

Dear Kitty, 

HELLLOOOO THIS IS ADRIANA!!! BUT KITTY, YOU CAN CALL ME 'PRINCESS DESI OH WISE GORGEOUS RULER OF THE WORLD; MY MASTER'! ;) Hehe soo ermm... yesh I think I was a tree in my past life... And a fox... And a cat... MEOW!! C: 

      OOOOOHHHHH DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A TREE STORY?

NO? ...I DONT GIVE A FUDGE MONKEYS CHEESE STICK; GO SUCK A PERVERTED SPOON OR SOMETHING!! D:<

There once was a tree....

That barked at little kids...

The kids got SCARED!

AND WHEN THEY TOLD THEIR PARENTS...

THEIR PARENTS DIDNT BELIEVE THEM AND SENT THEM TO AN INSANE ASYLUM!!   D:

THE END!!! C:

Haha IM JUST KIDDING!!!

THEN THE TREES ATE EVERYONE, GOT RABIES, THEN DIED.

THE END!!!! =^.^=

 My friend: is that your childhood story? you were eaten by a tree?

Me: No, silly! I was the TREE!!!                     .....And I ate your mother.... *.*

anywhooooo today was sexyyyy! ;3 It was only like four hours so SCORE!!! Hehe... It was a quickie... ;)

Social Studies:

Well... you see.... it quite a funny story... because we were supposed to be working on the final draft of our long boring essay on blah blah blah... but I... havent even started so I just sat in the back pretending to work while DRAWING PICTURES!!! C:

I draw ugly pictures. :/

Like as ugly as... a... BUSH!!!! Well I guess bushes arent that ugly but ya know... Just insert something ugly there... 0.o

Language Arts:

I took a test... AND PASSED!!! C: BECAUSE IM A GENIUS!!! YOU JELLY BRO? YEAH I KNOW!! UMMM... Yeah thats it everything else was boring in dat class...

Art:

WE WATCHED THE UGLY DUCKLING!!! OH MY GOD THE FEMALE DUCK CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND FOR A SWAN!!! LE GASPO!!! *O* THAT LITTLE PEPPERONI!!!THEN SHE DISGRACED HER CHILD (WITH THE SWAN) AND HE GOT CHASED BY A BIRD AND BEATEN UP BY A TOY!!! D: BE FOREWARNED MY FRIEND, AS CLEARLY SHOWN IN TOY STORY, THE UGLY DUCKLING, AND CHUCKIE TOYS ARENT AS INNOCENT AS THEY MAY SEEM!!! *supicious glance* 

BUT in the end he found a swan mommy who WUVVSSS HIM!!! And he flipped his ex-mother off!!! HAHA TAKE THAT YOU CHEATING SLUXX!!!! 

Science:

We took a test on rocks, timelines, and the age of earth... When I was done I started writing out the order of songs on the CD Take me Home... 

Carreer Class:

WE MADE COMICS BASED OFF OF SCENES FROM OUR FAVORITE BOOKS.. I DID MAXIMUM RIDE NEVERMORE!!! :3

*max walks in on Gazzy eating all the pie*

max: Gazzy.... *Glares* GET YOUR FILTHY PAWS OFF OF MY PIE!!!

*Total, the flying/talking dog, looks up angrily*

Gazzy: uuhhh... sorry maxx.... i err...

Total: ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT ALL PIE THEIVES HAVE PAWS?!

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