EXPOSED! P.P Oneshots/Imagines

Spider-'man'

MJ created a group chat

MJ named the group chat POV: ur best friends are LOSERS

MJ added two members

Ned: Why are you friends with us if you hate us so much???

MJ: who said i hated you?

MJ: doesn't matter, emergency

MJ: Cindy said she would check who's missing from the class next time Spider-man appears

Peter: How do they even know Spider-man is in our class??

MJ: idk, maybe theyre not blind who knows :shrug:

MJ: dont worry though i have a plan

MJ: spidersuit up parker, we're going to pull a sneaky on them

Ifama created the group

Ifama added four people to the group

Ifama: What part of the presentation should I do?

Larry: You could just do... all of it.... if u'd like....

Ifama: Larry I WILL smack you

Thomas: I will, too

Thomas: Just for funzzz

Sarah: Isn't MJ in our group, too? 

Ifama: Yesssssss but I was talking to Cindy and we thought maybe we'd just kind of

Ifama: do her part for her

Larry: can you do my part for me then

Thomas: I'm pretty sure we're all going to fail without MJ

Larry: Why do you want to leave her out anyway, that seems pretty mean:/

Thomas: Yeah, and if you wanna be mean it should be to Larry. He sucks

Larry: heY

Cindy: You know how Peter Parker is spiderman? 

Thomas: Yes?

Sarah: ye

Larry: duh 

Cindy: well, we kind of tried tricking him into exposing himself

Larry: why?????

Cindy: Because everything would be so much easier for  a l l  of us if we could just be honest and didn't have to pretend not to know

Ifama: It didn't work, mainly because it turns out he is not Spider-man

Larry: who is then?

Thomas: Your mom!!!1!1!!!11! Epic bururururururrnnnnnn apply water

Sarah: Sick burn, Tom

Larry: I would love it if my mom was Spider-man

Larry: As long as it wasn't while she was pregnant, imagine being a little fetus swinging through the city

Thomas: you're still a little fetus

Larry: I am five nine I am not small you are just ridiculously big and what even is it for it is unnecessary 

Thomas: Just for that I am putting all your shit on the top shelf. Have fun not being able to ever text again 

Ifama: GUYS!! MJ IS SPIDER-MAN

Cindy: she's right. She left the class in a hurry and not long after he was spotted by someone on facebook 

Ifama: it makes so much sense, too. Like, Peter Parker, who cant even say a full sentence without stuttering fought thanos? 

Sarah: you really think MJ would be more capable of fighting thanos?

Larry: I'm not sure im convinced, but... it kind of makes sense? Like she's always disappearing, she's always either alone or with peter and ned 

Larry: besides

Larry: she is terrifying 

Thomas: if Larry agrees i automatically disagree sorry 

Ifama: thomas c'mon

Larry: I guess it makes sense but i saw Peter making the webs in the lap and i saw Ned looking at a map of the city while spiderman was rushing to a fire so like 

Larry: They must be her sidekicks 

Thomas: doesn't explain peter disappearing

Ifama: of course it does, he does it to cover for her and to help her from the side. besides, you know i love michelle, but science isn't her strongest field, no way she could make the webs herself

Ifama: anybody else thought about how she only started to hang out with them after Spider-man became a thing?

Thomas: another good point Ifama

Thomas: Spider-MAN 

Cindy: she could be trans you know. nothing wrong with that

Thomas: I know, and not to sound like a creep, but she has boobs - fairly certain that'd show in the spidersuit

Ifama: would it though? Binders have been invented you know

Larry: i love that spiderman, the super-hero representative of our generation, is lgbt

Larry: like if spider-man can be a guy without a penis so can all of us

Thomas: I can cut off ur peepee if u wanna be like him Larry 

Sarah: SO not the point guys 

Ned: MJ 

Ned: you are very nice and you have pretty hair

Ned: but how did that help with anYthHING?!?!

Ned: As the only one left in class it's my duty to inform you that literally everybody just thinks it's you now

MJ: Exactly

Ned: What??

MJ: Well, we can pretty easily prove it's not me, but now they're sidetracked and maybe got Peter a bit off their radar 

Peter: sry guys had to stop a mugging

Peter: since when did guns become something everybody could get?

MJ: since America, Pete

Peter: yeah but like where are they getting them

Peter: Is there a Wallmart of guns around the corner I don't know about or something

MJ: No, that'd be the regular Wallmart.

Ned: Peter everybody thinks MJ is Spiderman now 

MJ: yes but we can prove them wrong and they won't be as certain as before

MJ: we've shaken their beliefs well enough to mislead them for a bit

Ned: this is why they think it's you, MJ

MJ: :) 

Peter: I trust MJ's decision Ned

Peter: :) 

Ned: :(

Peter: :(?

MJ: :)!!!

Ned: ...

MJ: !!!!

MJ: :) 

Ned: ...:)

Peter: c: