inspired by various tumblr posts
MJ created a group chat
MJ added 476 members.
MJ named the group chat Midtown Students
MJ: Okay, so we all know how Peter Parker is Spiderman, right?
Cindy: Wait what????
Larry: Dude, it's obvious
Thomas: I saw him make his webby stuff in chem the other day
Sarah: He also jumped the gate out front. With, like, no run-up, or anything. Just jumped. He was like a freaking jumpy-guy
Thomas: What the fuck is a jumpy-guy
Sarah: It's a guy who jumps?
Larry: What the fuck
Thomas: you mean like Harry Porter?
Ifama: I think it's Harry Potter
MJ: guys
Sarah: Harry Potter was a jumpy-guy?
Thomas: Well, no one is. jumpy-guy? not a real thing
Sarah: Harry Potter's not real?
Ifama: no
Ifama: But that's another subject
MJ: GUYS
Larry named the group chat Midtown Maniacs
Larry: This is a trainwreck
Thomas: Your face is a trainwreck
Larry: Ok wow.
MJ: GUYS FFS
MJ: I ActuaLLY HAD A REASON FOR MESSAGING
MJ: Peter Parker is spiderman, yeah? Any of you dumbo's watch the news?
Larry: What do you mean?
MJ: Spidermans is in some huge fight down on times, all the avengers are there
Thomas: Oh fuck
Thomas: but we have a test tomorrow
Larry: Thomas you absolute old crispbread
Thomas: shut up fucknut
Larry: he's not gonna care about some STUPID TEST when he's in a fight to save NY
Thomas: Have you MET Petey the park?
MJ: MY POINT IS
MJ: He's probably going to be there all night, no chance will he be ready for that maths test
Thomas: No one is ever ready for maths, MJ, get to the point
MJ: What if we all say we were told it's Friday? If we all back each other up Mr mathsteacher will think he gave us the wrong date and we won't have it tomorrow
Larry: MJ do you not know our teachers name?
MJ: To quote Tom
MJ: Shut up fucknut
Thomas: IDK if it'll work, but I'm in
Thomas: I didn't study either
Larry: Oh, off saving NY too?
Thomas: Larry you're a turd burger
Larry: Real mature
Thomas: shut up you half eaten sandwich
Ifama: Guys
Ifama: SHUT UP!!!!
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FanfictionThis is basically gonna be a million stories where the Babyspider get - you guessed it - exposed. It will contain Irondad, Spiderson and prolly a shitton of field trips. Kind of making it up as I go. I do take requeeeeeests so yeah leave some pleas...
