3rd Person POV
"HEY BITCHES AND BROS AND NON BINARY HOES!" You quoted as you arrived to the roof top with a big smOrk.
You were literally bursting with joy as this was the first time that he called you on the roof top, instead of it being the other way around.
The blonde immediately turned toward you with eyes that held something that couldn't be described by the author's short vocabulary,
That's when you realized it, his blonde hair was ruffled and out of place, and his shirt a little wrinkled, "Why did you ignore me?" He coolly asked, smh, can't he be aggressive for once? Like, that would be extra hot-
"Cuz you no wanna fucc when we 18, so neither do I no more, bet yo wheeny smol anyways." You spoke shutting him down, but couldn't help but wheeze on the insides about what you had just said.
His facial expression was golden, as his face was a light red hue and his eyes were popping out of his lids.
"What the fuck? (Y/N)? what kind of sentence was that?" He asked as he watched you weirdly, and you snickered in the insides as you took the joke farther than it already was.
"I bet mikey's dicc as thick and long as his hair, whilst yours.... Well if we comparing it to hair, you should be bald rite now." You spoke confidently as you turned away from him with a petty attitude and huffed in annoyance.
And he held you by the wrist before you could have walked away from the scene, "Would you at least talk to me?" He questioned desperately and opened quickly your mouth about to tell him 'yes' before you remembered the plan, once again.
"Nah papi, I already talk to you enough." You answered back with sas interlaced in your tone. You never thought that you could talk to Chifuyu in such a manner, but yet here you were, bashing the one you liked, left, right and center, as his grip on your wrist tightened and you whimpered.
"Dude, let go, I ain't no maso-" and that only angered him more, when your attitude towards him turned even more (falsely) annoyed, as he let out a quiet 'tch' and rolled his eyes before pulling you into his arms.
Lisa's POV
0 to 100 real quick, that situation went. I wanted to let out the loudest fangirl scream in history as he pulled me in his arms, but I turned it into a sarcastic laugh as I attempted to stay in character (stan skz and become a stayyyyyyy)
"Are you a maso or something, Fuyu?" I asked sarcastically, I had always liked to tease him with the nickname because his personality was a cold as winter and his facial expressions limited itself to 3 forms:
1.) Anger
2.) No emotion at all
and recently, I discovered that he can also look desperate too (neat)
Honestly, I was really starting to assume that He was a masochist tho, because it was only when I mistreated him, that he noticed me QnQ, tch what a bitch.
"I am kind of sick of you putting on that face to get my attention.... I pity you...." He quietly uttered and I rolled my eyes.
Was he really going to be like this right now?
"Ite then, let me go hoe~" I spoke in a serious tone, yet couldn't help but joke around a bit. Honestly, this side of Chifuyu was hella interesting, so I seriously debated whether to break character, or carry on this façade a bit more to see how far this could go-
"But you managed to catch my attention (Y/N).~" He sexily whispered in my ear and I wanted to throw him with my pink slipper for OrAlLy aTtAcKiN mE lIkE ThAt. ( a/n: Just think of this as that Txt flirting game, with yeonbin, trust me, it works-)
"FUCK YOU AND YOUR EYE BROWS DUDE, HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU DO THAT?! IT'S ILLEGAL, WRONG, YOU CHEATIN HOE-" I couldn't help but break character and push him far away from myself so that I wouldn't do something I might regret.
"HA! You Lost, hard luck~" He teased and it only angered me more, How could he be so damn dirty and do me like that?!
What happened to the cool boy persona in the back of the class that no one notices?! what is this dirty switch?!
"Fuck you blondie, I am gone, and by the way, I love you, even tho you a ho-." I agressively confessed to the blonde yet again, getting ready to leave the roof top with another rejection to my long list, but he said a line that made me stop and eyed him as if he was joking.
"Welp, atleast this rounds you won my heart....." He whispered under his breath and I choked on my spit as I watched him warningly,
"Did I take to much elmo drugz or did you actually just excepted a confession of mines?" I questioned in a confused tone,' no wayyy in the world did he just except a confession from me right after shutting down millions of my confessions. Is this boy really a maso?' I thought
"Nah, this time you won the game, unlike the millions of other times because you are a simple minded idiot. Congrants dumbass. I actually like you" He told me with an eye roll, (kind of sounds like a prick way to say it, but imma just take it like a man)
"HOLY SHHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT-" I screamed as I let out a toothy grin, and went to continue annoying Chifuyu about being my husband and having a house, then a dog next.
Guess who just gained themself a new boyfriend after being a single hoe and crushing on The fuyu for twelve yearsssssssss?
ThisHoOoOe~~~~~~~~~~~~
The end..
Please take my advice when I tell you, that don't ever crush on a real life boi-
The pain is realllll
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