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21 August 2021Shithead:
Damm papa, you rare
breed~You:
Mommy for you :")Shithead:
*eye roll* I thought you'll complete the lyrics -__-"
You:
What is this?
Shithead:
You boomer in gen z's
body! It's a famous
tik tok song! Damm
how did you even became
a stripper? 🤡You:
First of all how do you
know I'm gen z and
second of all I don't use
tiktok and third, last but
not the least I'M NOT
A STRIPPER!
Shithead:
let's ignore the last one so
um yuh, wanna fuck? ( 'ิิ∇´ิ)You:
......not again.Shithead:
What? You know who am
I? ( ̄ー ̄)You:
You know who am I?
Shithead:
Who?( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)You:
A human ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Shithead:
Ohhh shieat don't tell me
you aren't from mars. 😱You:
Haha.....ha....ha...ha..hah.
...(-_-メ)
Shithead:
........You:
.........
Shithead:
What's up!You:
SkyShithead:
.........You:
🙂
Shithead:
Okay what's downYou:
Your IQ :)
Shithead:
*chuckles*if I want, I can
tress your location and
fuck you so hard right now.You:
*trace..:)
Shithead:
Nvm I take my words back.
I said this earlier and I'll
say this again, no one
disrespected me like this but
you're are a lucky penny. I'm
letting you go otherwise..You:
Then why are you talking
to me..Shithead:
........Shithead:
It's just-Um it's ju-just...
You:
It's just? 👀☕Shithead:
Okay forget about me,
why didn't you blocked
me yet?You:
.......Shithead:
🤡You:
Bye! I have works to do
unlike you!Shithead:
-_-"Shithead:
But I didn't say anyth-(Seen)
Shithead:
Hello?🤡Shithead:
Istg one day I'll be the one to leave you on read and that's my promise.
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