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[Comedy, rom-com, angst, text story] You : [Reply to 21346×× photo ] Btw whose finger is this? :")) 21346×× : THAT'S MY DICK BITCH!! [When a drunk billionaire casanova sends his dick pic to a nerd girl mistaking the number to be a stripper's he met...

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by 153SugarJungkookie

by 153SugarJungkookie

(Message sent 10:30pm)

23 August 2021

Shithead :
R.I.P that pussy ayyy

(You changed Shithead to Jungcrack)

You :
S.T.E.P on that dick ayyy

Jungcrack :

I-
Brutal ( ಥ Ĺ̯ ಥ )

You :
*ignored* imma go take
shower till then do
something productive.

Jungcrack :
Hey I was going to shower
too sooo.....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You :
¬___¬" so?

Jungcrack :
Wanna save water by
showering together? (ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ)

You :
No way I'm inviting
you in my bathroom!!

Jungcrack :
No problem you can come to mine.

Jungcrack :
I'm sure we can do many positions ;")

You :

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.........
.....
.... . ....

Do you hear yourself
when you speak?

Jungcrack :
But I'm texting....(¬‿¬)

You :
*sigh * I can't with you

Jungcrack :
But still you tolerate me 👀

You :
Enough of rubbish talks
I wonder are you jobless
or drop out student?

Jungcrack :
You will never wonder
anything good related to
me ໒( ಥ Ĺ̯ ಥ )७

You :
Bitch you ruin your
impression with you own
fucking hands.

Jungcrack :
That hands can ruin other
stuffs too you know? Take
an example of your kitty.

You :
This bishh

You know, I have enough evidence to get you
arrested for sexual
harassment.

Jungcrack :
But I haven't even touched
you 🥺👉👈

You :
Heard about cyber sexual harassment?

Jungcrack :
........ .... ...... . ..

You :
..:)))

Jungcrack :
Bitch who you! I don't know you

You :

Adios bitch!
(Offline)

Jungkook chuckled looking at the meme she sent, closing eyes while he relexed his body under hot jacuzzi, a smile crept up on his lips as he recalled y/n and his conversations.

Did he started trusting her?

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A/N : you'll remember me? ( v￣▽￣)