25 AugustMessage sent 8:34pm
Jungcrack:
Food..Food!
Food!!
Food!!!
You:
It's not McDonald's!
Jungcrack:I know!
(︶。︶✽) I'm talking
about another type of
food.If you know you know
*wink* *wink*
You:
What you talking about
brahJungcrack:
Something that starts
with 'p' and ends with 'y'
໒(˵͡° ͜ʖ °͡˵)७You:
How can a person be
horny 24/7? What are
you on viagra?Jungcrack:
I was talking about
pastry what you thought?You:
Jungcrack:
Wait-
Don't tell me( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)You:
*sigh*
Now that you know I'm
not the stripper you're
looking for then...WHEN
THE FUCK YOU'LL STOP ANNOYING ME!!??Jungcrack:
Woah calm down my
daughtah~
You don't need to pour your anger out on me if you got rejected by your crush (///_-)You:
YOU ARE READING
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