Amity: oh look, we're under a mistletoe
Luz: *looks up* Amity, that's not a mistletoe
Later that night
Luz: *wakes up at 4am* Oh my god! She was flirting with me!
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Luz: okay, truth or dare?
Hunter: truth
Luz: how many hours have you slept this week?
Hunter: ....
Hunter: dare
Luz: go to bed
Hunter: I don't like this game
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Edric: in my defense, I was left unsupervised
Amity: wasn't Hunter with you?
Hunter: in my defense, I was also left unsupervised
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Amity waking into her house: hello, people who do not live here.
Hunter: Hey
Luz: Hi
Gus: Hello
Willow: Hey
Amity: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Luz: we were out of Doritos!
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Hunter: how do Luz and Eda get out of these messes?
Lilith: they don't. They usually make a bigger mess to cancel out the first one.
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Edric: I'm so useless.
Amity: no, you're not.
Amity: you can be used as a bad example.
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Luz: are you getting enough sleep?
Hunter: sometimes when I sneeze my eyes close.
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Eda: don't correct me!
Lilith: don't be wrong!
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Luz: why are you sad?
Hunter: I don't know
Luz: so you're sad for no reason?
Hunter: no, there are plenty of reasons. I'm just not sure which one it is this time
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Boscha: *gets hit by a staff*
Luz: omg are you okay?!
Boscha: I n-need my ph-phone...
Luz: uh, sure, but I can just call the ambulance for y—
Boscha, on her phone: LMAO GUYS GUESS WHAT JUST HAPPENED TO ME YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT
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Amity: when I was small-
Edric: *snorts*
Edric: "was"
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Emira: hey Edric can you pass the salt?
Edric: sure! *throws Amity across the table*
Amity: WHAT THE FUCK?
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Amity: was is King on the counter?
Luz: he likes to be tall
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Amity: all in all, a 100% successful trip!
Luz: Amity, we lost Ed and Em!
Amity: all in all, a 100% successful trip!
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Luz: whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Amity, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Luz:
Luz: fsh
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Luz: sorry it took me so long to bail your out of jail
Eda: No it's my fault, I shouldn't of used my one phone call to prank call Lilith
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
