Amity, getting revenge: don't worry. Emira likes your butt and fancy hair. I know. I read her diary.
Viney: she thinks it's fancy?
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Willow: let's get one thing straight here
Amity:
Luz:
Gus:
Hunter:
Emira:
Edric:
Willow: that was hard for all of us
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Edric: two broooos chillin' in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cuz they're not gay!
Hunter:
Hunter: you're my boyfriend
Edric:
Hunter: you're sitting on my lap right now
Edric:
Hunter: everything you just said is inaccurate
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Amity: I can't drive, I'm gay. Eda?
Eda: *nervous sweating*
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Luz: I have an awesome gaydar! I can tell if someone's gay or just by glancing at them!
Amity: i've had a crush on you for months
Luz: WHAT-
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Perry: Now a gay update from Amity Blight
Amity, staring at Luz: getting gayer
Perry: great, now for the weather-
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Amity, to Willow: I'm really good at hiding who my crush is
Luz: hi, guys!
Amity: I've gotta gay
Amity: GO, I'VE GOTTA GO-
Willow: *skeptical Willow face*
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Edric: *running into a room where Amity and Luz are hanging out together*
Edric: everyone in this room was entirely straight
Amity:
Luz:
Edric: April fools
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Luz: stand up straight, Amity!
Amity: I can't
Luz: Fair enough
Luz: *sits down*
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Luz: *picks nose*
Amity: *GAY PANIC*
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Gus: knock knock
Hunter: why is my elbow wet
EddieBoi: sorry I ate spaghetti off of it
Gus: nevermind this is more funny than my joke will ever be
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Luz: did Amity just tell me she loved me for the first time?
Willow: yeah
Luz: and did I do finger guns back?
Willow: yeah
Willow: you did
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Lilith: let's talk about the nervous system
Hunter: actually all my systems are nervous
Lilith:
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Young Lilith: Eda, what's this?
Young Eda: it's my to-do list
Young Lilith: Oh, that's grea-
Young Lilith: ...it just says "Raine Whispers"
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Hunter: what are you thankful for
Edric: Your di—
Amity: *gives him the death glare*
Edric: eeeeeeeeelightful personality!
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Hunter: what are you doing?
Edric, hanging upside down from a tree: trying to kiss you
Hunter: get down you're gunna fall
Edric: ...
Edric: shut up and kiss me I'm getting lightheaded
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Amity: I'm dating Luz
Boscha: I always thought your standards were low, but not that low
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Boscha: Don't be wholesome, it makes me feel like a prick.
Luz: Feel like?
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Luz: *rings doorbell*
Hunter, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Luz: *sighs* No, Hunter, it's Luz!
Hunter, opening the door: *cheerfully* Hello, Luz!
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Willow: are you in love with Luz?
Amity: *nervous gay sweating* no-
Willow: then why did you write A+L everywhere??
Amity, panicking: it stands for agony and lightheadedness
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Teacher: welcome to salsa class! Ready to dance?
Luz, hiding a bag of tortilla chips: there must of been some kind of misunderstanding-
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
