Amity: Why are you guys acting like this?
Emira: Oh, we're not acting. We really are like this.
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Emira: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
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Hunter, to Willow: You know, King can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Hunter: *blows airhorn at King* GET FUCKED!
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King: I think I mostly want to see what happens when this whole place breaks apart.
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Lilith: Who's in charge here?
Luz, shrugging: Usually whoever yells the loudest.
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King: What? I'm not aggressive!
Lilith: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
King: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Amity: Tell me a little about yourself.
Hunter: I'd rather not, I really like this group.
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King: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Luz: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Willow: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Amity: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Hunter: *flips the board*
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Hunter: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.
Amity: Ducks can't eat lightbulbs?
Gus: I think that's the point.
Hunter: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.
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Amity: So, what is Hunter to you?
Luz: The reason I wake up every morning.
Amity: ...That's adorable sibling goals.
Hunter earlier that morning, barging into Luz's room, smacking pans together:WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP!!!
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Luz: The 'how the fucks' and 'why are you so dumbs' don't matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.
Eda, wiping away a tear: I taught you well
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*In the chip aisle at Walmart, doing a late-night grocery run.*
Willow: *Minding her own business, looking for tortilla chips.*
Willow: *Finds tortilla chips.*
Luz, to Hunter: See, she knows what she's here for. She knows what she's doing. Be more like her. Make a decision, Hunter!
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Amity: Someone care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment?
Luz: They're golden retrievers, Ami. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
