Amity: Without ugly, there would be no beauty in this world.
Willow: Thank you for your sacrifice, Boscha.
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Luz: Define "dream".
Boscha: Dream - the first thing people abandon when they learn how the world works.
Gus: That's too dark!
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Amity: If we lose, you're out of the will.
Hunter: I was in the will?
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Amity: Hunter, I don't think I can handle any more of your tomfuckery.
Hunter: Oh yeah? Well I can keep going until you're all tomfuckered out!
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Luz: Guys, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.
Hunter, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Amity: I've only had Luz for a day and a half but if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
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Gus: Why would you do that?
Boscha: Because I feel guilty.
Amity: Guilt is a trick emotion. It's put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.
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Willow: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it's doing to your body.
Boscha: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.
Willow: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
Luz: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...
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Luz: *holds a gun out to Willow*
Willow: I-I don't believe in guns.
Luz: Well, trust me, they're very real. Now take it.
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Boscha: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Willow: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Willow: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately."
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Willow: Can you keep a secret?
Hunter: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person
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Hunter: Do you think I'm ugly?
Luz: It's not about looks, Hunter. What's valuable is on the inside...
Hunter: Luz...
Luz: For example, someone's heart.
Hunter: Aw... Stop it-
Luz: It could be purchased for more than a million dollars, you know.
Hunter: Seriously, stop.
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Gus: Help! I'm drowning!
Amity: Calm down. We're only in six feet of water!
Gus: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Hunter: What's this?
Luz, hugging Hunter: Affection!
Hunter: Disgusting.
Hunter: ...Do it again.
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Amity: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Luz: Um, make lemonade?
Amity: No, they squeeze them right back into life's eyes!
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Luz: Do you need help getting up?
Hunter: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
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Luz: Are you drinking enough water?
Hunter: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.
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Boscha: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
Luz: Dorito's cool ranch.
Boscha:
Boscha: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
Luz: I love that song.
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Luz: Pick a card, any card.
Eda: Fine.
Luz: Wait, that's my credit card!
Eda: You said any card.
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
