Hooty: I'm an idiot
Eda:
King:
Amity:
Hunter:
Eda: if you're waiting for us to disagree, it's going to be a very long day
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Eda: Rules are made to be broken
Lilith: they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Luz: uh, piñatas
Hunter: glow sticks
King: karate boards
Amity: spaghetti when you have a small pot
Eda: rules
Lilith:
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Amity: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like them
Boscha: just rip the bandage off
Amity: it's Luz
Boscha:
Boscha: put the bandage back on
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Luz: Amity, keep an eye on Hooty today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Amity: sure, I'd love to see Hooty get punched.
Luz: try again
Amity, sighing: I will stop Hooty for getting punched
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Luz: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Amity: several traffic violations
Gus: three counts of resisting arrest
Willow: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks
Eda: Also, that's not our staff
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Lilith: never stop pushing yourself. Some people say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness.
Eda: next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.
Luz: there were so many mixed messages in that I can't-
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Lilith: tell Luz about the birds and the bees
Eda: they're disappearing at an alarming rate
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Amity: I hate it when people say 'are you even listening to me?'
Luz, nodding: it's such a weird way to start a conversation
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Luz: what are you doing on the floor?
Hunter: I'm sad
Luz: oh...
Hunter: also I was stabbed can you go get Eda-
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Emperor Belos: prepare to die
Luz: hold on let me ask Eda
Emperor Belos: that's not how this works-
Luz: she said no
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Eda: whoever makes Hooty fall asleep gets 100 dollars
Amity, holding a frying pan: got it, where is he?
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Viney: the food is too hot, I can't eat it
Emira: you're too hot and I can still eat you
Viney: *blushes*
Emira: *winks at her*
Amity: one dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.
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Raine: Why are you smiling?
Eda: what? Can't I just be happy?
Luz: Lilith tripped and fell in the parking lot
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Emperor's Coven Guard: we have your kid
Eda: I don't have a kid
Emperor's Coven Guard: she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick her up? Please?
Eda: oh my god you have Luz
Emperor's Coven Guard: I'm going to become a magician!
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!