Quotes 17-31

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Hooty: I'm an idiot

Eda:

King:

Amity:

Hunter:

Eda: if you're waiting for us to disagree, it's going to be a very long day 

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Eda: Rules are made to be broken 

Lilith: they were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.

Luz: uh, piñatas

Hunter: glow sticks

King: karate boards

Amity: spaghetti when you have a small pot

Eda: rules

Lilith: 

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Amity: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like them

Boscha: just rip the bandage off

Amity: it's Luz

Boscha:

Boscha: put the bandage back on

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Luz: Amity, keep an eye on Hooty today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Amity: sure, I'd love to see Hooty get punched.

Luz: try again

Amity, sighing: I will stop Hooty for getting punched

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Luz: you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

Amity: several traffic violations

Gus: three counts of resisting arrest

Willow: roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks

Eda: Also, that's not our staff

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Lilith: never stop pushing yourself. Some people say 8 hours of sleep is enough. Why not keep going? Why not 9? Why not 10? Strive for greatness. 

Eda: next time you're working out do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat a whole cake instead of just a slice. Burn your ex's house down. You can do it. I believe in you.

Luz: there were so many mixed messages in that I can't-

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Lilith: tell Luz about the birds and the bees

Eda: they're disappearing at an alarming rate

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Amity: I hate it when people say 'are you even listening to me?'

Luz, nodding: it's such a weird way to start a conversation

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Luz: what are you doing on the floor?

Hunter: I'm sad

Luz: oh...

Hunter: also I was stabbed can you go get Eda-

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Emperor Belos: prepare to die

Luz: hold on let me ask Eda

Emperor Belos: that's not how this works-

Luz: she said no

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Eda: whoever makes Hooty fall asleep gets 100 dollars

Amity, holding a frying pan: got it, where is he?

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Viney: the food is too hot, I can't eat it

Emira: you're too hot and I can still eat you

Viney: *blushes*

Emira: *winks at her*

Amity: one dinner. I just want ONE DINNER.

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Raine: Why are you smiling?

Eda: what? Can't I just be happy?

Luz: Lilith tripped and fell in the parking lot

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Emperor's Coven Guard: we have your kid

Eda: I don't have a kid

Emperor's Coven Guard: she made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick her up? Please?

Eda: oh my god you have Luz

Emperor's Coven Guard: I'm going to become a magician!

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