✨ Ship Edition ✨
Lumity
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Amity: We both look very beautiful tonight.
Luz: You know, if you'd just said that I looked beautiful, I would have said, "So do you."
Amity: I couldn't take that chance.
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Luz: I owe you one.
Amity: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even.
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Amity: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...
Luz: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey
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Luz: I'm...moved. I...I don't know what it is I'm feeling right now. I feel...destiny?
Amity: But...
Luz: I don't know what it is. I feel like... I just never thought I'd see it with my own two eyes. And here it is. It's just there. It's right in front of me, and...
Amity: This is what you wanted to see? The bridge from Inception?
Luz: Yeah.
Amity: But the Eiffel Tower is behind us, babe.
Luz: Yeah, but this is the bridge FROM INCEPTION.
Amity: Okay, alright.
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Luz: This date is boring!
Amity: This isnt a date. I said I was going to the store.
Luz: Then why did you invite me?
Amity: I didnt, I specifically said "dont come with me" then you said " heck you Amity I'll do whatever I want! "
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Luz, to Amity: We had a date!
Luz: *aggressively points to Hello Kitty Coloring Book*
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Amity: Is something burning?
Luz, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Amity: Luz, the toaster is literally on fire.
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Amity: I fell—
Luz: From heaven?
Amity: No, I literally fell—
Luz: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Amity: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Luz: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
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Luz: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
Amity: Okay.
Luz: And make out during the scary parts.
Amity: Th-
Amity: The scary parts.
Amity: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
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Amity: Did it hurt when you fell-
Luz: From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Amity: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
Luz: ...
Amity: You just laid there for 15 minutes.
Huntric/Goldric
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Hunter: Are you trying to seduce me?
Edric: Why, are you seducible?
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Hunter: Can you cut me some slack, Edric? I'm sort of in love.
Edric: I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem.
Hunter: I'm in love with you.
Edric: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Hunter: I'm in love with you.
Edric: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.
Hunter: I know.
Edric: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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Hunter: That was so hot, Edric.
Edric: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Hunter: I'm so in love with you.
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Edric: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me?
Hunter: Depends. Is your bed comfortable?
Edric: Yes.
Hunter: I'd sleep.
Raeda
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Raine: Eda is playing hard to get.
Raine: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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Raine: Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free appleblood.
Eda: Marry me.
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Eda: So you like cats?
Raine: Yeah.
Eda: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Eda: Relationships should be 50/50. Raine cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty.
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Raine: Valentine's day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
Eda: I wrote you a poem.
Raine, already crying: You did?
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Eda: We have a problem.
Raine: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
