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Luz: I've never encountered a problem that can't be solved by an spontaneous musical number.

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Amity: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

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Beta Amity: Do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don't answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death. 

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Luz: I don't follow the rules. I follow dogs on social media.

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Luz, grinning: I have a knife!
Amity: Put it down, Luz.
Luz: Make me! *sprints away*

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Hunter: Get in loser, we're going shopping.
Luz: This is a McDonald's drive thru.

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Willow: I think Hunter is in trouble.
Amity: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm honest.

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Amity: Would you like something to drink? *she opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Gus: Spiders?
Amity: Spiders it is then.
Gus: No, that wasn't-

Amity: *already pouring a glass of spiders*

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Hunter: I have a problem.
Luz: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help. 

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King: I'm not a morning person. I'm barely even a person.

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Luz: Good morning!
Hunter: Is it? Is it really?

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Amity: Guys, I didn't memorize my lines!
Boscha: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck!
*During the play*
Luz: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts?
Amity: W-what're donuts?

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