Amity: why is Eda crying on the floor?
Luz: she's drunk
Amity: and?
Luz: she saw a picture of Raine's girlfriend
Amity: .... but she's Raine's girlfriend-
Luz: I know.
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Amity, talking to Luz: Um...would you like to stay for dinner?
Ed and Em popping up behind her: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Willow: is that your hand on my ass?
Boscha: it was an accident
Willow: it's still there
Boscha: it's still an accident
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Young Eda: can you pass the pepper?
Young Lilith: what's the magic word?
Young Eda:
Young Eda: *begins chanting in Latin*
Young Lilith, panicking: JUST TAKE IT OH MY GOD
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Gus: not all dogs are "good boys"
Luz: *slowly grabbing a pitchfork*
Gus: because some are good girls!
Luz: *giggling, putting the pitchfork away*
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Luz: *looks up at the stars*
Amity: what are you doing?
Luz: naming the stars after people I love
Amity: do I get a star?
Luz: you get the sun
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Young Lilith: I'm getting a call from Dad
Young Eda: I'll act natural
Young Lilith: you're not going to be on the phone *picks up* hi Dad
Young Eda, shouting by the phone: WHAT DELICIOUS WATER I'M DRINKING!
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Eda: you're acting like a child, King
King: I'M NOT ACTING!
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Darius: aw how cute, the owl lady as come to save her lovebug
Raine: I am not her lovebug!
Eda: we'll come back to that
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Luz: can we go to a haunted house this year?
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
