Edric: Emira?
Emira: what?
Edric: you kicked me in your sleep!
Emira: who said I was asleep?
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Luz: so, are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Hunter: I'm a knife
Edric from the other room: he's a little spoon
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Luz: I hate the way you pack my lunch
Camilla: maybe you should pack your own lunch!
Luz: *packs 32 Oreos*
Camilla: maybe I should pack your lunch
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Young Eda: am I in trouble?
Young Lilith: have a guess
Young Eda: no?
Young Lilith: have another guess
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Amity: I sent Hunter a get better soon card
Willow: that's surprisingly nice of you
Amity: he wasn't sick I just thought he should do better
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Luz: *accidentally bumps into door*
Amity: are you okay?
Luz: I'm fine
Amity, talking to the door: you stand in Luz's way one more time and I'll make sure to take you down
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Hunter: how tall are you
Gus: height is a social construct
Hunter: so you're short
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Hunter: I don't think Amity likes me
Luz: oh? What did she say?
Hunter: that she doesn't like me
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over the phone
Amity: I put a little note in your bag telling you I love you
Luz: *opens bag* Amity, this is a 10-page letter
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Willow: hey, are you single?
Boscha: yes I am
Willow: *takes away the extra chair in front of her* thanks
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The Owl House Incorrect Quotes
HumorI found all of these on the internet and an incorrect quote randomizer so if they're wrong it's nOt mY fAulT! Anyways enjoy!
