Wrong number / wilbur soot

fourteen

WILBUR

whats up?

I DID SOMETHING

what did you do

i may or may not have cut curtain bangs

o h o k

why

i dont know

thought i'd look cute 😋

but i think i did something wrong because it doesnt look like everyone elses

did you style them yet

oh no, hold on let me style them

okok theyre styled

they look better

where'd you get the idea for curtain bangs

would you be mad if i said tiktok

no, but it looks you have a tiktok addiction haha

i do, but its okay

just wait until the wilbur stans find my tiktok account

what have you posted

i posted a video with the sound 'smooth talking, soul rockin, hes got everything that a girls wanting' with my flatmate and it got like 10 likes.

do you follow me

no why would i give you a free follow?

pay me for that and then ill follow

how much?

20 pounds

why 20

why not, maybe i want to spend it all on mcdonalds nuggets wilbur

okay then

and then reposted a clip of you going 'was poppin' with the caption 'gee this guy sucks' as a joke and it got 3 likes and 1 comment saying 'no he doesnt your just jealous'

pretty famous ngl

you found that video?

it wasnt very hard to find mr soot

type in 'Wilbur soot wa' and it pops up

its a good video dont you think

no

but i mainly scroll tiktok at wee hours in the night when i should be sleeping, that and when we're not talkingn

understandable

what are we going to do for halloween?

its not even September

i don't know what do you wanna do

if you cut your hair we could be bella and edward and then we could have tommy cosplay as rensemee

i like the idea but a: im not cutting my hair and b: i dont think we could get tommy on board

he could be carlisle and then we could also get tubbo and he could be charlie

we could be bella and edward

but you'd be the dollar store edward

you'd be normal bella and id be a dollar store version?

no i'd get some poor quality costume so i could be dollar store bella

that way were even for once

okay haha

sounds like a plan

you know the discord kitten thing

you could be my dollar store edward 🥺🥺😍😍😋😋

can you be the alice to my jasper 🥺🥺

can you be the jacob to my imprint 🥺😍

or the charlie to my sue

how'd we get from curtain bangs to whatever this is

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chapter notes:

i changed it up a little because i originally wrote that edward was blonde but he isnt blonde

woops