Wrong number / wilbur soot

eighteen

guys stream pebble brain or ill come for your kneecaps >:(
(stream lovejoy in general)

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wilbur >:(

i cant

Cant what?

are you okay?

its 7am whats wrong

  my neighbor just woke me up banging on my door asking if i could watch her dog

which neighbor?

the only one with a dog

the loud obnoxious dog

>:(

well? what did you say

i said yes

a) i couldnt not say yes i dont wanna be mean

b) i had just woken up i couldnt process what was happening

c) im tired and want to go back to bed

Then go back to bed silly

i dont trust this dog

my neighbor said that the dog is trained well

but i dont know

he has this look in his eye

whats its name

My neighbors name is Susan, she seems nice but also seems like she knows way too much and is a little creepy if you ask me

the dog, bear.

but he doesn't even look like a bear he's one of those white crusty dogs

Oh, sounds like fun.

Is he cuddly

for the most part yeah

For the most part??

he  barks at quite literally everything and sneezes alot

its only 7am and susan said she'd be back at 4

oh boy

you want help?

i can come over

idk maybe

your an hour away though

and i don't know if he's good in cars

i can catch a train, and walk.

its okay you don't have to

it looks like theres a train at 8 to London

if i leave soon i can catch it

😐😑😐

if you show up to my flat im going to wack you across the head

cant talk have a train to catch

i stg wilbur

My flatmates home they can help

too late 😋

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"Okay bear sit down, sit please." Dani said, trying to get bear to sit since he's been running around like crazy and not listening to her for the last half hour.

"Bear what do you want from me, just sit I thought you were well trained"

Right as bear started to sit there was a light knock at the door, Bear being bear immediately started barking his head off, whilst running towards the knock.

"Bear be quiet its probably just- nothing" Dani sighed, setting down the treat she was using to try to bribe the dog

Opening the door was of course, Wilbur, usually standing tall but now was covering his face incase he got whacked like Dani said she would do to him.

"DontHitMeIComeInPeace-" Wilbur sputtered

"Im not going to hit you, I thought I told you not to come?"
(😳)

"My text was clear, I told you i wasn't listening i had a train to catch, anyways let me see the dog"

"Okay, okay" Dani chuckled and moved aside to let Wilbur in.

Once she had let Wilbur in and saw that he was headed towards her living room, she went into her kitchen and grabbed a loaf of bread

Anything else she could've grabbed, and it was a loaf of bread..

Without thinking much of it, Dani walked out of her kitchen and whacked Wilbur with the loaf of bread

"What the fuck?" Wilbur yelped, turning around to see what happened

"You said you wasn't going to hit me whah-?"

"Yeah well, I lied" Dani paused to set the bread down. "Bear!" she called out into her flat.

"He's in here, trying to get into my trashcan. Oh hey Wilbur" Dani's flatmate appeared, opening her door all the way and shoving out Bear

"Hey" Wilbur waved, going over to pick up bear

"Oh, sorry, i'll try to keep him out" Dani apologized

"'S okay" Dani's flatmate said, before closing their door

"I think thats the first time I've talked to her" Wilbur whispered, even though it came out to be louder than a whisper, While petting Bear who barked at Wilbur when he tried to pick him up.

"He doesn't seem like a trouble maker are you?" Wilbur asked Bear, slightly slipping into that baby voice people use to talk to dogs with

"He must just like you, I kid you not he was being super obnoxious before you got here" Dani stated, walking over to scratch Bear's ears

"Okay, be free you" Wilbur said, letting Bear down to walk around freely

Before either of them could say anything, Bear started running around doing the little zoomies, and ran right into one of Dani's mutiple plants that her and her flatmate share. Knocking it over and making a huge mess.

"Well your up cowboy, You wanted to help here's your chance" Dani smiled and walked over to open the closet door where she keeps her broom.

"This is not what i meant" Wilbur laughed, walking over to pick up the broom.

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my teacher today graded my assignment and told me i was a very good writer and the only thing on my mind was "its because i read way too many fanfics"