𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧 | 𝐤. 𝐳𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐲𝐜𝐤 (discontinued)

𝐁𝐞𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐝 𝐗 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐗 𝐒𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬

Gon: Why am I always cheering??

Y/n: Shut your ass up and say your damn lines

*Laughter*

Killua: You have no right to talk you're always jumping on me

Y/n: It's not my fault this is a romance wattpad

Gon: Mhm sure

Hisoka: What is this role?! Why am I so predatory?

Y/n: Just roll with it dude

Aaron: I brought Pizza!

*Cheers*

Gon: Wait why am I paying

Killua: We're all broke so if we gotta be in debt let it be you

Kurapika: Agreed

Leorio: Agreed

Ging: I have like 2 lines

Aaron: It's not our fault you're a deadbeat.

Ging: It's not my fault either!

Hisoka: I have a question

Bxblichor: And I may have an answer

Hisoka: Is it possible for Gon not to be there in the, you know, scene.

Gon: Why not? I don't see anything wrong with it

Hisoka: You'll know later in life darling

Gon: ????

Bxblichor: Well I didn't create the anime so suck it up pretty boy

Killua: Why do I get like 5 scenes if i'm the main character in this

Y/n: HA! I don't know who lied to you sweetheart but I'm the main character

Gon: But it's my anime-

Y/n & Killua: SHUT UP

Ging: Just leave them be kid

Kurapika: It's best not to get involved

Y/n: Killua slapped me!

Killua: You pulled my hair

Y/n: RACIALLY MOTIVATED

Leorio: Shut up y/n you always doing something

Y/n: This is blasphemous

Pitou: SOMEONE HELP Y/N IS DRAGGING KILLUA TO THE NEXT SCENE

Killua: HELP

Hisoka: Oh what a shame.

Kumogi: Bye bye!

Gon: Can't you bring him back with the bungee gum?!

Hisoka: Darling it's a prop

Gon: Oh.

Y/n: Take me to the king

Killua: WHY ARE YOU THE ONE SINGING WHEN I'M THE ONE GETTING DRAGGED?!

Y/n: Hush child

Biscuit: Has someone seen my buff stunt double?

Meruem: She went to get a coffee

Biscuit: Thanks Meruem!

Meruem: Mhm you're welcome

Pouf: I'm so sorry for these lines. This is embarrasing

Youpi: My lines are basically grunts

Bxblichor: OK LET'S GET THE SHOW ON THE ROAD PEOPLE. EVERYONE I CALL FOR THE FOLLOWING SCENE SAY HERE

KILLUA ZOLDYCK

Killua: Here

Y/N LAXIS

Y/n: Here

GON FREECSS

Gon: Here!

MITO FREECSS

Mito: Here

GING FREECSS

Ging: Here

GRANDMA FREECSS

Grandma: Here

BISCUIT KRUEGER(S)

Biscuit : Here

Bxblichor: Huh? WHERE IS BISCUIT 2

Pitou: She went to get a coffee

Bxblichor: Oh. A coffee. WE NEED BISCUIT 2 NOW AND YOU THINK I WANT TO HEAR THAT?

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*several* Here

RANDOM ENEMY

Random Enemy: Here

Bxblichor: OKAY GING WE NEED YOU ON SET 3 FOR THE FLASHBACK WITH Y/N THEN SHE NEEDS TO GO WITH KILLUA AND GON TO SET 7 FOR THE METAL BOX SCENE, MITO AND GRANDMA FOR THE KITCHEN SCENE, BISCUIT AT THE HALL ON SET 9 FOR THE GREED ISLAND ARC OPENING AND EXTRAS AND RANDOM ENEMY WAIT IN GREED ISLAND

Random Enemy: My name is Stewart-

Bxblichor: Did I ask? NOW GET ON YOUR SET PEOPLE. ANYONE WHO ISNT IN THE CURRENT SCENE CAN GO FOR MAKEUP TOUCH UPS

Killua: They're strict

Y/n: What you telling me for? Say it to their face

Killua: I don't wish to die today

Bxblichor: Talking behind my back are we?

Killua: Where do you even come from?!

Bxblichor: Unless you want to be six feet under I advise you go to your set white boy

Killua: Yes sir, I mean ma'am! I mean- let me just go

Bxblichor: Man Kurapika is fine.

Kurapika: What?!

Bxblichor: I- shut up and go to your area