What happens in the Departed Realm, Stays in the Departed Realm

Three Idiots on a couch

"Wait...I'm dead? Like actually dead-dead?" Lloyd asked
"Yeah, you are sunshine. Live with it!" Harumi taunted
Lloyd just looked deadpanned.
"Oh... Wait...You can't! Because were dead!" Harumi said sarcastically
Lloyd rolled his eyes as he painfully got up.
"Wow...that was so funny." Lloyd said sarcastically
"Even I have better dark humor than her." Morro said narcissistically
"Hey! That's not true!" Harumi protested
"Oh please...Name one thing about you that is true. I could never really tell with all your goddamn makeup." Lloyd mocked
Harumi glared at Lloyd.
"It's the makeup. Makeup has clogged up her eyes, so she is unable to see true beauty." Lloyd whispered in Morro's ear.
Morro laughed.
" True beauty? Where am I supposed to find that? On you?" Harumi laughed at him.
"You magically gained your looks, Green bean."  Harumi said patting Lloyd's head.
Lloyd pushed her hands off him.
"Morro, why don't you put your bitch on a leash?" Lloyd said angrily
"I didn't know you had a kink for dehumanization, Lloyd." Harumi teased
"I don't have a kink! I was just joking! Both of you probably have kinks but won't admit it!" Lloyd accused
"Oh? And what kinks do you think we might have?" Morro asked teasingly
"Yeah, Sunshine do you think of us often?" Harumi asked mocking him
"Come on! You can say your opinion." Morro said annoyingly
They arrived at the mansion and were now sitting on a couch. Lloyd could feel the pressure they were putting on his mind. But he wouldn't break now.  Lloyd smirked.
"Oh? And what will both you do if I don't?" Lloyd mocked
Harumi smiled mischievously.
"I will make you uncomfortable in anyway you can think of, and wish you never died." Harumi threatened as she lean her entire back on him forcing him to lay down.
Lloyd looked to Morro for his response. Morro just shrugged. Lloyd scowled at Morro. Wow. Some ally he is.
As Harumi laid down on Lloyd she looked at Morro with her puppy dog eyes.
"Later." Morro said
"Now." Harumi whined
"Later." Morro repeated
"Now." Harumi whined again
"Later." Morro repeated once again
Lloyd sighed. "Make the bitch shut up, Morro!" Lloyd screamed
"Fine, Sunshine." Morro sighed as he crawled into Harumi's arms.
Lloyd regreted what he said now.
"I hate both of you." Lloyd said angrily
"Well guess what Sunshine? I hate you too!" Harumi replied back frustratedly.
"Morro?Whats your opinion?" Lloyd asked
"I don't hate either of you." Morro replied
Both Lloyd and Harumi got up and pushed Morro off the couch. They both glared at him.
"What do you see in him/her?!!" Lloyd and Harumi screamed
Morro just walked away.
"Asshole/Airhead! Get back here!" Lloyd and Harumi screamed as they ran after him.
Morro began running.
As Morro ran past a few maids, he heard one whisper.
"Who knew he was into stubborn and asskicking blonds?"  the maid whispered
Morro thought to himself. There was no way that was his type! He didn't like Harumi like that!Lloyd is the one I love. Morro thought