What happens in the Departed Realm, Stays in the Departed Realm

Small Talk

"So...How did you become "friends" with someone like her?" Lloyd asked after the maids fed him his popcorn.
She's not my girlfriend, we're just friends." Morro said rolling his eyes.
"But—then—wha—huh?" Lloyd said spilling confused nonsense
"I've always been a clingy person and don't really let things go easily." Morro told him.
"Wow, asshole I didn't know..." Lloyd said sarcastically as he rolled his eyes.
Morro gasped in surprise.
"Sunshine, you became mean. I'm so proud of you!" Morro said looking at him with his kitten eyes.
"Stop looking at me like that." Lloyd said obviously weirded out.
"Dude. If we weren't tied up, I would hug you." Morro said with a dorky smile
"Don't smile like that." Lloyd muttered
"Why?" Morro asked
"Because it looks like that smile you did when you were signing that autograph." Lloyd reminded him.
"Hold up, I thought you forgave me!" Morro stuttered
"The trauma is still there, same with the bitch and a few other villains. I know you improved so I can actually have a decent conversation with you." Lloyd admitted
"Makes me question why I wanted to be you. You have a shit life." Morro admitted
"Well if your associated with green and had shit parenting you're meant to die young..." Lloyd said bluntly
"When did you figure that out?" Morro muttered
"After the bitch's death.That's why I wrote a will." Lloyd said like it was an achievement
"Wait...why are we talking about you? We really should be talking about me!" Morro said confused and narcissistically
"Oh. Talking about myself comes out naturally now, interviews and other shit." Lloyd explained
"I am aware that Harumi likes me more than a friend and I use her attention and occasionally others to make me feel loved. I know it selfish but it's not like she hasn't done anything similar, either." Morro said glancing up to look at him.
Lloyd just looked at Morro. He didn't know that Morro's relationship with Harumi was so complex.
"We've kissed a lot of souls.  Never fucked them because reproductive organs don't work when your dead. Some body systems do work and some don't." Morro explained
"And here I thought you had no brain. I thought you were an airhead." Lloyd teased
"Excuse me, but that nickname is all right reserved!" Harumi said kicked open the door. Her red heels clickclacking as she walked towards them.
"Oh. Your back." Lloyd said sarcastically
"To uses nicknames I've given, you have to have permission." Harumi looked down at Lloyd's in disgust.
Harumi turned to Morro.
"Don't worry kitten. I'm back!" Harumi said as she stroked Morro's hair before untying him.
"Yeah. I noticed." Morro said with a smirk.
Harumi glared at Lloyd.
"You will stay tied up for a bit longer."  Harumi said
"What?!" Both Morro and Lloyd shouted
"You can continue your bromance later. It's my turn with the airhead."  Harumi said as she picked Morro up and took him away.
As they left, Lloyd glared at Harumi until she was out of sight.
When it's trash day, he will take out the trash.  He'd make sure of it.