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july 7th 6:05 pm

*beverly marsh created a group chat and added richie tozier, stanley uris, eddie kaspbrak, bill denbrough, mike hanlon, and ben hanscom.*

beverly marsh: hi

ben hanscom: hi!!

*richie tozier added mike wheeler*

eddie kaspbrak: who's mike wheeler?

richie tozier: my cousin-twin

eddie kaspbrak: your what?

mike wheeler: never call me that again

richie tozier: eds it means my cousin that looks like me

mike wheeler: i don't look like you

eddie kaspbrak: don't call me eds

stanley uris: there is so much happening right now everyone chill

bill denbrough: ^^

mike wheeler: okay cool can i add my friends?

mike hanlon: go for it

richie tozier: do i get any say in that?

mike wheeler: no

*mike wheeler added max mayfield, eleven hopper, will byers, lucas sinclair, dustin henderson, nancy wheeler, jonathan byers, robin buckley, and steve harrington*

beverly marsh: that was a lot of people

eleven hopper: who are all these people?

mike wheeler: my cousin and his friends

nancy wheeler: richie?

richie tozier: NANCYYY HEY

max mayfield: i'm confused

robin buckley: why am i here? we're not even friends

stanley uris: i think our biggest concern should be that all of our names are our first and last names

jonathan byers: what's wrong with that?

stanley uris: who are u?

will byers: my brother

stanley uris: who are YOU?

richie tozier: okay stanley fine

*richie tozier changed stanley uris' name to bird boy*

bird boy: what

bird boy: fine

*bird boy changed richie tozier's name to simp for eddie*

eddie kaspbrak: WHAT

simp for eddie: YEAH WHAT

beverly marsh: aha

*beverly marsh changed eddie kaspbrak's name to simp for richie*

simp for richie: STOP WE LITERALLY HATE EACH OTHER

beverly marsh: okay

*simp for richie changed beverly marsh's name to ed sheeran*

ed sheeran: really.

robin buckley: what is even happening rn???

*steve harrington changed robin buckley's name to ice cream*

ice cream: why.

*ice cream changed steve harrington's name to bad hair*

bad hair: HEY

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