couples therapy

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july 8th 8:37 am

simp for eddie: gooooood morning!

bird boy: no not good morning. u just woke me up at literally 8:30

simp for eddie: it's 8:37 actually

bird boy: same thing

simp for eddie: not really

bad hair: WHO IS SPAMMING THIS EARLY

the annoying mike: richie and stanley apparently

bad hair: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP

dusty bun: uhhh ohhh momma's madddd

bad hair: dustin henderson you are my least favourite child rn

simp for eddie: OHHHH HE USED THE FULL NAMEEE

mayo: WHICH ONE OF YALL WOKE ME UP

simp for eddie: ooooooo who woke sleeping beauty

bird boy: it was richie.

mayo: figured. now all of u shut up

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mayo: seriously?

simp for eddie: ishsggehwbwh

ice cream: can u guys stop. it's so early

mayo: that's what i came to tell them

ed sheeran: ben and i have something to tell you guys

simp for eddie: yeah yeah you're dating we know

january embers: how does he know???

simp for eddie: how would we not know???

ed sheeran: okay fair

goat man: congrats guys!

ed sheeran: thanks mike <3

mayo: can i go back to sleep now?

simp for eddie: no

b-billy: since we're all apparently up for the day thanks to tozier, stan do you wanna come over?

bird boy: sure i'll be there in a few

simp for eddie: OOOOOOOOOOO

b-billy: shut up

simp for eddie: stenbrough <3

b-billy: what?

simp for eddie: st for stanley and enbrough for denbrough

b-billy: we're not dating

ice cream: tell stanley that

bird boy: we're not dating.

simp for richie: shoreeee

simp for eddie: oh good morning eds

simp for richie: don't call me that

wrist rocket: oh get a room

simp for eddie: shut it camouflage bandana

wrist rocket: I SWEAR I DONT WEAR THAT ANYMORE

the annoying mike: he does

simp for eddie: figured

simp for richie: wait you met everyone here?

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