simp for eddie: OKAY. SO. AS YOU GUYS KNOW THE ENTIRE LOSERS CLUB SLEPT OVER LAST NIGHT
simp for eddie: SO WE ALL WOKE UP THIS MORNING, AND WERE TALKING TO YALL
simp for eddie: NOTHING NEW
simp for eddie: AND SO I RANDOMLY NOTICE "OH. BILL AND STAN COMPLETELY DISAPPEARED"
simp for eddie: WHICH IS ALSO NOTHING NEW. THEY DISAPPEAR TOGETHER ALL THE TIME DOING WHO KNOWS WHAT
simp for eddie: SO ANYWAYS, SOON WE REALIZE ITS BEEN AN HOUR SINCE THEY'VE BEEN GONE
simp for eddie: SO WE LOOK AROUND THE HOUSE, THEY ARENT THERE.
simp for eddie: EVENTUALLY WE END UP BLOWING UP THEIR PHONES, ASKING THEM WHERE THEY WENT
simp for eddie: AND LIKE THREE HOURS LATER WE FINALLY GET A RESPONSE FROM STANLEY
simp for eddie: "oh. we're on a plane. we're going on a couples trip to italy"
simp for eddie: NOW SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE-
dead brother core: HAHAHSHGSGA WHAT
bird boy: IF WE TOLD YALL YOU WOULD HAVE BEGGED TO COME WITH US
goat man: he has a point
simp for eddie: BUT STILL??? WE WERE LITERALLY ALL AT MY HOUSE AND YALL STRAIGHT UP DISAPPEARED WITHOUT ANY WARNING OR EXPLANATION
b-billy: we left you a note on your kitchen counter
simp for eddie: I DIDNT SEE THAT???
simp for eddie: okay i found it. "stan and i are out. otw to italy. peace out. -bill"
simp for eddie: ?!?!?!?!?!?!?
dead brother core: THIS SHOULDN'T BE AS FUNNY AS IT IS
the annoying mike: ^^
dead brother core: ew stop
the annoying mike: I WAS AGREEING WITH U???
dead brother core: still. don't interact with me
simp for richie: mike wheeler dni
simp for eddie: I HAVE A NEW INSTAGRAM BIO NOW THANKS EDS
bowl cut: DID YOU ACTUALLY PUT THAT AS UR BIO???
simp for eddie: YES
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dead brother core: LMAOOO
the annoying mike: imagine being so obsessed with me that you have a post of me
b-billy: imagine thinking anyone likes you
bird boy: OOOOOOOOO
ed sheeran: stenbrough <3
simp for eddie: why didn't we just call them ban? or still? stenbrough is confusing
dead brother core: i don't know richie you're the one that created it
the annoying mike: true
dead brother core: I TOLD U NOT TO INTERACT WITH ME
the annoying mike: WHAT DID I EVER DO
bowl cut: WHAT DID HE EVER DO
bad hair: WHY IS EVERYONE YELLING AGAIN
dead brother core: WE'RE TEXTING HOW CAN WE BE YELLING
goat man: ARE QUESTION MARKS NON EXISTENT NOW?
simp for richie: YES
simp for eddie: ???????
goat man: ???????
bird boy: ???????
wrist rocket: ??????
the annoying mike: ???????
simp for eddie: ew
dusty bun: GUYS
ice cream: no one cares that you're eating wasps again
dusty bun: NO NOT THAT
dusty bun: SO I WAS ON INSTAGRAM AND I WAS ALMOST DEAD FROM MY HAIR BRUSH THAT I ACCIDENTALLY HIT MY HEAD WITH
dusty bun: BUT ANYWAYS I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I FOUND A POST THAT SAID IF YOU SEE THIS YOU SHOULD GET A NEW GOLDFISH AND I DID BECAUSE INSTAGRAM TOLD ME TO
dusty bun: AND I WAS FEEDING IT BUT IT BIT MY FINGER AND NOW IM IN THE EMERGENCY ROOM AND I ALSO FOUND OUT THAT I HAVE A CONCUSSION FROM MY BRUSH
dusty bun: THANKS FOR LISTENING
bird boy: first of all why were you feeding a fish with your fingers
simp for eddie: second of all why would you go to the er for a fish bite
dead brother core: third of all how did you manage to hit yourself in the head with a hairbrush
bad hair: fourth of all why did you get a because instagram told you to
dusty bun: #1. bc that's how you're supposed to feed fish. #2. half of the skin is gone off my finger and it still won't stop bleeding. #3. i hit my head with a hair brush. #4. why would i answer steve
goat man: wow i think that's the first time i've seen dustin type in lowercases
ice cream: same
dusty bun: OH SORRY
dead brother core: btw for future reference, you're supposed to put the food in the water, not actually feed it to the fish
b-billy: il pesce
dead brother core: what?
b-billy: that means 'the fish' in italian. i had to learn at least a bit before going there
the annoying mike: ok go back to your duolingo we have other stuff to talk about
bird boy: don't tell him what to do
b-billy: what's duolingo
the annoying mike: i'll tell whoever i want whatever i want
simp for eddie: leave bill alone
the annoying mike: make me
*simp for eddie kicked the annoying mike out of the group chat*
*bowl cut added the annoying mike to the group chat*
simp for eddie: leave him alone or i'll kick both of you out
bowl cut: why me? what did i do?
simp for eddie: u keep adding him back???
the annoying mike: richie stop talking about me like i'm not here
simp for eddie: i told u not to interact with me
the annoying mike: you're interacting with me though???
simp for eddie: EDWARDO ANDELE WE'RE GOING FOR A WALK
simp for richie: okay
bird boy: a walk. shoreeee
dead brother core: ^^
dusty bun: anyways i'm leaving. have fun in italy stenbrough
