break ups and murder

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fruit loops
april 1st, 11:26am

*simp for eddie kicked simp for richie out of the group chat*

bad hair: wtf

ed sheeran: did he call pedro pascal musty again

dead brother core: he called WHO WHAT

better hair than steve's: nah i agree i'm sorry

simp for eddie: we broke up

ed sheeran: yeah haha very funny

emoji hater: you broke up with him because he called some random actor musty?

simp for eddie: no. not because he called pedro pascal musty. we just broke up

question mark: why??

simp for eddie: he likes someone else

simp for eddie: he broke up with me for him and they're like dating or some shit now

mayo: ur lying

simp for eddie: i'm not. istg we broke up

wasp repellent: no i'm not letting you

bird boy: yeah me neither. that's bs

simp for eddie: well go take that up with eddie or smth idk

simp for eddie: he hates me

b-billy: we all know that isn't true. istg i've never seen someone as in love as eddie is with you

simp for eddie: then why tf would he break up with me for some random dude

ed sheeran: he didn't. ur lying ur ass off and it's extremely obvious

*simp for eddie changed their name to richie*

bowl cut: nope absolutely not

*bowl cut changed richie's name to simp for eddie*

*bowl cut added simp for richie to the group chat*

bowl cut: talk this out rn. we're not allowing you two to break up

*simp for eddie changed their name to richie*

*simp for richie changed their name to eddie*

eddie: why did you add me back to this gc i don't wanna be in it

annoying mike: why

eddie: pretty sure he's told you. we broke up and i don't wanna deal with him anymore

purple palm tree: woahh what is going on

mayo: argyle not right now

bird boy: there's NO way you guys broke up

wasp repellent: agreed

eddie: well we did

eddie: don't add me back to this

*eddie left the group chat*

dead brother core: yeah no

*dead brother core added eddie to the group chat*

dead brother core: like will said. talk it out RIGHT NOW i cannot deal with this

eddie: stop adding me back

ed sheeran: no?? we need an explanation

richie: i already explained it

wasp repellent: eddie wtf happened

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