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may 2nd 10:47 pmsimp for eddie: I DEFINITELY IN FACT WAS NOT READY TO BECOME A DAD
simp for eddie: WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME HOW SHARP CATS CLAWS ARE
simp for eddie: IM LITERALLY SITTING IN THE ER RN THANKS A LOT GARFIELD
bad hair: told u orange cats are spawns of satan
simp for eddie: I REALLY SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU
simp for richie: i think we have to ground him...
simp for eddie: ABSOLUTELY. NO TREATS FOR TWO WEEKS
bowl cut: no no no that's too cruel. two days
simp for eddie: BRO MY ENTIRE LEG HAS BEEN NON STOP BLEEDING FOR AN HOUR
simp for eddie: HES LUCKY ITS ONLY TWO WEEKS
emoji hater: on another topic how's nermal doing
simp for eddie: oh nermal's great he's an angel i love him
simp for eddie: GARFIELD THOUGH ISTG
the annoying mike: i told you you should have just gotten a dog
simp for eddie: mike no one cares
the annoying mike: tell ur leg that 🤷♂️
b-billy: richie are u okay?
simp for eddie: idk the fucking waiting room is a mess and no one cares abt me love that
simp for richie: should i come to the hospital with you?
simp for eddie: yes. dr k 🔛🔝
simp for richie: okay i'll be there in a couple minutes
dead brother core: they're actually so cute i'm gonna melt
emoji hater: i second that
bird boy: i third that
question mark: i fourth that
bloody nose: will can you help me with my homework please
bowl cut: sure
wasp repellent: um i know this isn't rly a good time but like
wasp repellent: there's someone trying to break into my house
bad hair: WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOMEONE AT YOUR HOUSE TRYING TO MURDER YOU
better hair than steve's: wait what
dead brother core: oh my god we have to fill him in abt the axe murderer
better hair than steve's: AXE MURDERER???
wasp repellent: yeah basically he killed my cat and tried to kill me but lucas saved me and we broke into mikes basement without him knowing
better hair than steve's: good to know???
wasp repellent: OH MY GOD THEY BROKE THE WINDOW
wasp repellent: ITS A KILLER CLOWN
b-billy: OH SHIT DUSTIN RUN
ed sheeran: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME PENNYWHORE MOVED ONTO HAWKINS
wasp repellent: NO ITS NOT PENNYWHORE ITS ONE OF THOSE 2017 FAKE ASS LOOKING MASKED DUDES
wasp repellent: PLEASE SEND HELP
simp for eddie: i can really never have the spotlight can i
wrist rocket: RICHIE HES LITERALLY ABOUT TO BE MURDERED
better hair than steve's: dustin why tf are you still texting the group chat call the police
wasp repellent: I DID
wasp repellent: THEY SAID ITS JUST SOMEONE PULLING A PRANK AND HUNG UP
wasp repellent: THIS HOMIE HAS A KNIFE
bloody nose: i'm sending hopper over right now
wasp repellent: THANK YOU EL I OWE YOU ONE
bloody nose: he's on his way
better hair than steve's: dustin you realize you're gonna have to buy her cherry flavoured tampons now right?
wasp repellent: NOT THE TIME EDDIE
simp for richie: woah wtf is happening in here
wasp repellent: AGAIN NOT THE TIME OTHER EDDIE
simp for eddie: eds where are youuu
simp for richie: walking into the hospital are you still in the waiting room?
simp for eddie: yeah
simp for richie: okay
wrist rocket: GUYS STOP BEING CUTE DUSTINS GETTING KILLED
simp for eddie: he'll live
wasp repellent: IM HIDING IN MY CLOSET. NO I WONT LIVE.
bloody nose: hopper says he's almost there
bloody nose: and he says stay quiet until he gets there
wasp repellent: THANK YOU EL SERIOUSLY
bloody nose: you're welcome
wasp repellent: I HEAR YELLING
wasp repellent: HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A GUNSHOT
bowl cut: YES?? I LITERALLY HEARD THAT FROM MY HOUSE
wasp repellent: SHITSHITSHIT
wasp repellent: oh wait it was hopper
better hair than steve's: DID HE KILL SOMEONE??
wasp repellent: no he just did it to scare him
wasp repellent: he's in handcuffs now everything's all good 🙏🙏
simp for eddie: can we be cute again now
wasp repellent: yes please do
simp for eddie: my dr k fixed my leg up and now we're on the way home in the backseat of my dads car 🫶🫶
emoji hater: aw
simp for eddie: i just spent an hour in the er waiting room for no reason when i literally could've just called eds
bird boy: why exactly didn't you just do that in the first place?
simp for eddie: my dad said no and that he wanted to get me seen to by a real doctor
simp for eddie: but whatever i'm all good now
simp for eddie: anyways dustin what's going on with pennywhore wannabe
wasp repellent: HOPPER'S ABOUT TO UNMASK HIM
wasp repellent: DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEE
wasp repellent: IT IS......
wasp repellent: SOME RANDOM DUDE I DONT KNOW!!!
wasp repellent: he's kinda fine
bad hair: DUSTIN
i wanna do one of those things that some people do in chat fics where the readers ask the characters questions and then i make a chapter and have the characters answer them but idk if i have enough active readers to do that
so like if you wanna ask any characters some questions pls do and if i get enough i'll make a chapter of them answering them. ask a bunch if you want so i have enough to actually work with 🙏🙏
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