dr k and pennywhore wannabes

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fruit loops
may 2nd 10:47 pm

simp for eddie: I DEFINITELY IN FACT WAS NOT READY TO BECOME A DAD

simp for eddie: WAS NO ONE GONNA TELL ME HOW SHARP CATS CLAWS ARE

simp for eddie: IM LITERALLY SITTING IN THE ER RN THANKS A LOT GARFIELD

bad hair: told u orange cats are spawns of satan

simp for eddie: I REALLY SHOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU

simp for richie: i think we have to ground him...

simp for eddie: ABSOLUTELY. NO TREATS FOR TWO WEEKS

bowl cut: no no no that's too cruel. two days

simp for eddie: BRO MY ENTIRE LEG HAS BEEN NON STOP BLEEDING FOR AN HOUR

simp for eddie: HES LUCKY ITS ONLY TWO WEEKS

emoji hater: on another topic how's nermal doing

simp for eddie: oh nermal's great he's an angel i love him

simp for eddie: GARFIELD THOUGH ISTG

the annoying mike: i told you you should have just gotten a dog

simp for eddie: mike no one cares

the annoying mike: tell ur leg that 🤷‍♂️

b-billy: richie are u okay?

simp for eddie: idk the fucking waiting room is a mess and no one cares abt me love that

simp for richie: should i come to the hospital with you?

simp for eddie: yes. dr k 🔛🔝

simp for richie: okay i'll be there in a couple minutes

dead brother core: they're actually so cute i'm gonna melt

emoji hater: i second that

bird boy: i third that

question mark: i fourth that

bloody nose: will can you help me with my homework please

bowl cut: sure

wasp repellent: um i know this isn't rly a good time but like

wasp repellent: there's someone trying to break into my house

bad hair: WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SOMEONE AT YOUR HOUSE TRYING TO MURDER YOU

better hair than steve's: wait what

dead brother core: oh my god we have to fill him in abt the axe murderer

better hair than steve's: AXE MURDERER???

wasp repellent: yeah basically he killed my cat and tried to kill me but lucas saved me and we broke into mikes basement without him knowing

better hair than steve's: good to know???

wasp repellent: OH MY GOD THEY BROKE THE WINDOW

wasp repellent: ITS A KILLER CLOWN

b-billy: OH SHIT DUSTIN RUN

ed sheeran: PLEASE DON'T TELL ME PENNYWHORE MOVED ONTO HAWKINS

wasp repellent: NO ITS NOT PENNYWHORE ITS ONE OF THOSE 2017 FAKE ASS LOOKING MASKED DUDES

wasp repellent: PLEASE SEND HELP

simp for eddie: i can really never have the spotlight can i

wrist rocket: RICHIE HES LITERALLY ABOUT TO BE MURDERED

better hair than steve's: dustin why tf are you still texting the group chat call the police

wasp repellent: I DID

wasp repellent: THEY SAID ITS JUST SOMEONE PULLING A PRANK AND HUNG UP

wasp repellent: THIS HOMIE HAS A KNIFE

bloody nose: i'm sending hopper over right now

wasp repellent: THANK YOU EL I OWE YOU ONE

bloody nose: he's on his way

better hair than steve's: dustin you realize you're gonna have to buy her cherry flavoured tampons now right?

wasp repellent: NOT THE TIME EDDIE

simp for richie: woah wtf is happening in here

wasp repellent: AGAIN NOT THE TIME OTHER EDDIE

simp for eddie: eds where are youuu

simp for richie: walking into the hospital are you still in the waiting room?

simp for eddie: yeah

simp for richie: okay

wrist rocket: GUYS STOP BEING CUTE DUSTINS GETTING KILLED

simp for eddie: he'll live

wasp repellent: IM HIDING IN MY CLOSET. NO I WONT LIVE.

bloody nose: hopper says he's almost there

bloody nose: and he says stay quiet until he gets there

wasp repellent: THANK YOU EL SERIOUSLY

bloody nose: you're welcome

wasp repellent: I HEAR YELLING

wasp repellent: HOLY SHIT WAS THAT A GUNSHOT

bowl cut: YES?? I LITERALLY HEARD THAT FROM MY HOUSE

wasp repellent: SHITSHITSHIT

wasp repellent: oh wait it was hopper

better hair than steve's: DID HE KILL SOMEONE??

wasp repellent: no he just did it to scare him

wasp repellent: he's in handcuffs now everything's all good 🙏🙏

simp for eddie: can we be cute again now

wasp repellent: yes please do

simp for eddie: my dr k fixed my leg up and now we're on the way home in the backseat of my dads car 🫶🫶

emoji hater: aw

simp for eddie: i just spent an hour in the er waiting room for no reason when i literally could've just called eds

bird boy: why exactly didn't you just do that in the first place?

simp for eddie: my dad said no and that he wanted to get me seen to by a real doctor

simp for eddie: but whatever i'm all good now

simp for eddie: anyways dustin what's going on with pennywhore wannabe

wasp repellent: HOPPER'S ABOUT TO UNMASK HIM

wasp repellent: DRUM ROLL PLEASEEEE

wasp repellent: IT IS......

wasp repellent: SOME RANDOM DUDE I DONT KNOW!!!

wasp repellent: he's kinda fine

bad hair: DUSTIN

i wanna do one of those things that some people do in chat fics where the readers ask the characters questions and then i make a chapter and have the characters answer them but idk if i have enough active readers to do that

so like if you wanna ask any characters some questions pls do and if i get enough i'll make a chapter of them answering them. ask a bunch if you want so i have enough to actually work with 🙏🙏

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