steve's bald

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10:16pm july 13th
mike wheeler antis

better hair than steve's: hey guys we have a problem

bad hair: BUCKLEY IM GONNA KILL YOU

hot person: i'd like to see you try

mayo: what is going on now

wasp repellent: god. you don't even wanna know

simp for eddie: DRAMA'S HAPPENING?? I MUST BE INCLUDED WHATS GOING ON

bad hair: ASK ROBIN

hot person: ITS FUNNY SHUT UP

bad hair: I PRACTICALLY LOOK LIKE CAILLOU

better hair than steve's: hes dramatic as hell

better hair than steve's: robin cut off like an inch of his hair while he was asleep and now he's freaking out

simp for eddie: LMAOO I NEED PICTURES

bad hair: NO

bad hair: IM NEVER LEAVING MY HOUSE EVER AGAIN UNTIL IT GROWS BACK

better hair than steve's: okay for one it's not even noticeable

better hair than steve's: and for two you're not even home rn. we're all at dustin's incase you've forgotten

axe murderer: STEVE IS BALD STEVE IS BALD STEVE IS BALD STEVE IS BALD

bad hair: SHUT UP

hot person: it doesn't even look that bad

bad hair: YOU CAN SHUT UP TOO. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT

bad hair: IM ACTUALLY LIVING UP TO THIS NAME NOW

dead brother core: you mean "bad hair"?? you always have don't worry. nothings changed

bad hair: SHUT UP GINGER SNAP

dead brother core: real original steve

simp for richie: I STILL HAVENT RECEIVED MY PICTURE???

better hair than steve's: there's nothing to even send a picture of. he looks the same

bad hair: NO I DONT DUDE

simp for eddie: did you just dudezone him 😨😨

bad hair: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN

better hair than steve's: yeah what IS that supposed to mean

bowl cut: ...maybe someone should add murray again

bad hair: WHAT

wasp repellent: NOPE. NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT

ed sheeran: i agree that dude was weird

simp for eddie: where did you come from

ed sheeran: i'm just saying

the annoying mike: omg didn't he think you were actually ed sheeran

ed sheeran: yes

simp for eddie: she is... idk what you're talking about

ed sheeran: shut up richie

simp for eddie: mike are you alive?

the annoying mike: yes? why wouldn't i be?

simp for eddie: not you

simp for eddie: hanlon?? are you good?

question mark: yeah?? why?

simp for eddie: idk you haven't said anything in like twenty seven years

question mark: pun intended...?

ed sheeran: MOVING ON

simp for eddie: bill what about you are you alive

b-billy: debatable

simp for eddie: great have a good day

better hair than steve's: does anyone wanna come to my concert later

hot person: no

bad hair: i would but my hair looks hideous. sorry

better hair than steve's: oh my god steve shut up about your hair you look fine

bad hair: yeah? 😏😏

hot person: did you actually just unironically use that emoji

bad hair: no...

wrist rocket: what is with robin and emojis? istg she hates every single emoji to ever exist

simp for eddie: FR

simp for eddie: WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST EMOJIS 😍😥☹️💀🤘💺😔♾️🤨😨😭

hot person: just the cringy ones

simp for eddie: mhm

*simp for eddie changed hot person's name to emoji hater*

emoji hater: very funny

simp for eddie: DUDE IKR

bad hair: anyways. eddie when's your concert since you think i look fine

better hair than steve's: i'm gonna private chat you

simp for eddie: 😨😨

simp for eddie: keep it pg children!!

better hair than steve's: bro

bad hair: we're literally older than you

simp for eddie: whatever. have fun ;))

bad hair: literally shut up

simp for eddie: BYE

emoji hater: something tells me that things are not going to be kept pg

THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 7K READS!! <33

also quick question,
i'm currently writing a robin fic, was wondering if anyone would be interested if i began releasing chapters? i'd continue with this one obviously but would anyone read the robin one?

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