july 13th 3:08 pm
simp for richie: we just finished cmbyn and now richie and max are crying
dead brother core: you can't talk eddie, you sobbed the entire time while mystery of love was playing
simp for richie: SO DID YALL
bloody nose: should i watch call be by your name?
dead brother core: NO.
bloody nose: ok
dead brother core: thank you
simp for eddie: #justiceforelio
simp for eddie: #oliverkys
bird boy: ^^
jacob lover: DID ANYONE SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF RIVERDALE???
simp for eddie: ben i'm pretty sure no one here watches rIvErDaLe
jacob lover: oh
the annoying mike: i do
simp for eddie: of course you do
bowl cut: mike i'm breaking up with you /j
ice cream: OOOOOOOOOO DRAMA
bad hair: shut up
ice cream: no
simp for richie: mike watches riverdale he deserves it
dead brother core: ^^
dusty bun: guys...
ice cream: you swallowed another wasp
dusty bun: HOW DID YOU GUESS
ice cream: i wonder
simp for eddie: i don't even wanna know how you keep managing to accidentally swallow wasps
dusty bun: accidentally... right..
simp for eddie: HUH
wrist rocket: ARE YOU SAYING YOU PURPOSELY EAT WASPS?????
ice cream: i'm not even surprised
simp for eddie: I CAN JUST SEE DUSTIN SITTING AT HOME ON A COUCH WITH A JAR OF WASPS AND EATING THEM ONE BY ONE WHILE WATCHING A MOVIE OR SOMETHING
simp for richie: LMAOOO
dead brother core: i'm pretty sure that isn't healthy
bird boy: YOU'RE PRETTY SURE???
goat man: yeah dustin you should go to a therapist or something about your wasp eating addiction...
the annoying mike: ^^^
dusty bun: NO
dusty bun: THEY TASTE GOOD YOU GUYS SHOULD TRY ONE
bloody nose: umm guys i tried one
bloody nose: they're good...
bowl cut: YOU TOO??????
simp for eddie: NOT ANOTHER ONE
simp for richie: YALL ARE GONNA MAKE THEM GO EXTINCT
jonathan: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ELEVEN I PROMISED MOM I WOULD LOOK AFTER YOU ON THIS TRIP. I AM NOT GOING TO BRING YOU BACK TO HER WITH A WASP EATING ADDICTION.
dead brother core: did you "promise😊" her?
simp for eddie: OUCH MAX.
bad hair: what???
ice cream: that's what one direction said when they promised they were only going on an 18 month hiatus
bad hair: of course it has something to do with one direction
dead brother core: leave them alone
the annoying mike: WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT ONE DIRECTION RIGHT NOW??? TWO MEMBERS OF THIS GROUP CHAT ARE PROBABLY CURRENTLY EATING WASPS?????
bloody nose: TRY ONE MIKE
the annoying mike: NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT.
bad hair: guys i have a confession...
ice cream: NOT YOU TOO
bad hair: i just wanted to try one...
simp for eddie: that's it. i quit. it was nice knowing you folks
*simp for eddie left the group chat*
*simp for richie added simp for eddie to the group chat*
bad hair: JUST TRY ONE
bad hair: YOU WON'T REGRET IT
jonathan: NO. THIS NEEDS TO STOP. ALL OF YOU
mayo: ^^^^^!!!!!!!!!!
bird boy: umm anyways bill you wanna make tiktoks with me?
b-billy: yes
bird boy: okay thank you
dead brother core: aww
dusty bun: I CAUGHT ANOTHER ONEEEEE
bloody nose: I CAUGHT TWO
jonathan: ELEVEN NO
bad hair: ELEVEN YES
the annoying mike: EL, HOPPER WOULDN'T WANT YOU TO
bloody nose: oh...
bloody nose: dustin do you want them instead?
dusty bun: YES PLEASE
bloody nose: come to my hotel room and get them
bad hair: wow wheeler
simp for eddie: anyways moving on
simp for eddie: does anyone wanna come for ice cream with me, eds, and max?
bloody nose: ME
ice cream: i never wanna see any ice cream again in my entire life
bad hair: #tramafromworkingatscoops🤪
ice cream: did you just use that emoji-
bad hair: as a joke yeah
simp for eddie: umm okay peace out
bad hair: dustin you still have to clean your throw up off my bed
dusty bun: like i said, CALL. ROOM. SERVICES.
wrist rocket: #justiceforroomservices
bird boy: fr they deserve better
b-billy: ^
bird boy: also y'all should go watch my and bill's tiktok
ice cream: AWWW YOU GUYS ARE THE CUTESTTTT
dusty bun: not as cute as me and wasps 😫😫😫
ice cream: what happened to you and kiara?
bad hair: what happened to you and suzie?
dusty bun: suzie is actually an evil russian and kiara is still my gf but my wasps are my wives
bad hair: ...okay..
updating three times today bc i took a break. sorry.
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