is dustin's bun actually dusty?

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mike wheeler antis
july 9th 11:35am

simp for eddie: you know dustin

simp for eddie: you've never told me how your girlfriend knows your bun is dusty

wasp repellent: i'm sorry WHAT

simp for eddie: when we first made the gc i asked you how she knows your bun is dusty and you never responded

bowl cut: oh my god dustin you should add her

purple palm tree: ADD HER HOT SISTER TOO

hot person: definitely add a hot sister

wasp repellent: okay fine

wasp repellent: but you guys have to be nice okay?

purple palm tree: i'll be nice if you add her hot sister

wasp repellent: who??

purple palm tree: what was her name?

the annoying mike: you mean the emo looking one?

bowl cut: i think it was eden

purple palm tree: EDEN RIGHT

purple palm tree: pls add her

wasp repellent: i'm adding suzie first just chill for a minute

*wasp repellent added suzie bingham to the gc*

suzie bingham: hi!! who are you?

wasp repellent: hi suzie poo! it's dustin

suzie bingham: oh hi dusty bun!!

purple palm tree: can you add your hot sister?

suzie bingham: what?

simp for eddie: is dustin's bun actually dusty?

suzie bingham: dusty who are these people?

wasp repellent: sorry suzie. these are my friends and most of them are probably high

suzie bingham: smoking is a sin plus it's very bad for you. you shouldn't do that

purple palm tree: can you add your hot sister now

suzie bingham: which sister are you talking about?

purple palm tree: uhhh the hot one

wasp repellent: sorry again suzie poo. this is argyle, i think you've met him? and your older sister eden?

suzie bingham: oh!! you want me to add eden?

purple palm tree: YES

suzie bingham: okay!

*suzie bingham added eden bingham to the gc*

eden bingham: suzie?? what is this?

suzie bingham: some argyle guy wanted me to add you!

purple palm tree: hi eden 😏😏

eden bingham: oh we got high together right?

purple palm tree: SHE REMEMBERS ME

*simp for eddie changed suzie bingham's name to suzie poop*

suzie poop: dusty? who is this?

wasp repellent: that's richie. sorry about him

*purple palm tree changed eden bingham's name to suzie poop's hot sister*

suzie poop's hot sister: i'm way too high for this right now

purple palm tree: me on a daily basis

*the annoying mike changed suzie poop's hot sister's name to emo*

emo: uhhhh okay i'm going

bad hair: too much happening everyone chill out

simp for eddie: not enough happening everyone make more drama

ed sheeran: someone kick him out

the annoying mike: please do

simp for eddie: HEY EDDIEEEE

simp for richie: what do you want

simp for eddie: wanna hang out?

simp for richie: no

simp for eddie: PLEASE

hot person: you two really have to start using your own private chat

simp for eddie: oh we do!

simp for eddie: you definitely don't wanna see what's in it though

hot person: TMI TMI PLEASE SHUT UP

simp for eddie: ;))

simp for richie: oh my god richie shut up

simp for richie: literally the only thing in there is him being annoying

bad hair: that's the only thing in this group chat too

jonathan: can someone pass the olive oil please?

simp for eddie: what??

jonathan: whoops did i text that? i meant to say it out loud. my bad sorry

bowl cut: ignore him please he's high as hell

simp for eddie: clearly

jonathan: no i'm not what

purple palm tree: that's wine jonathan

simp for eddie: LMAO

jonathan: oh



another short chapter i'm sorry. but i just wanna say thank you all so so so so much for over six thousand reads!! it's actually crazy how long ago i started writing this. the fact that it's now starting to get reads, comments, and votes means so much to me. so thank you<33

also a question,
!!st 4 vol 2 spoilers ahead!!

do you guys want me to keep eddie munson and max in like nothing happened? i feel like maybe i should but idrk. what do you think?

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