(continuation of the last chapter)
3:04am august 15th
ed sheeran: ben do you have the wire cutters?
liar: check ✅
ed sheeran: bill? knife?
b-billy: yes
ed sheeran: mike, gun?
bad hair: YOU'RE BRINGING A GUN
goat guy: got it
ed sheeran: have to stay safe steve
ed sheeran: eddie? first aid kit?
simp for richie: ✅
ed sheeran: stan? how's the car stealing going?
bird boy: just found the keys currently walking to the car
ed sheeran: richie how many teenage girls are there and where are they? don't wanna have an encounter with them
simp for eddie: okay guys before you leave
simp for eddie: i have a confession
dead brother core: i knew he wasn't telling the truth
simp for eddie: there are no teenage girls. no harry styles either i made it up
ed sheeran: SO YOU'RE NOT EVEN KIDNAPPED??
simp for eddie: YES IM KIDNAPPED
simp for eddie: but by my drug dealer. not a cult of harry styles fans
ed sheeran: ...
ed sheeran: okay yeah i figured so
b-billy: what's this drug dealer like? how old? muscular?
simp for eddie: no he's like 80. he can hardly walk
goat guy: okay so this is gonna be easy
bad hair: HOW ON GODS GREEN EARTH DID YOU MANAGE TO BE KIDNAPPED BY AN 80 YR OLD MAN
simp for eddie: HES A STRONG OLD MAN
simp for richie: plus richie's like 50 ib it's not that hard to just pick him up and run with him
simp for eddie: 🖕🖕
bird boy: kaspbrak you're one to talk you're like 1'6
simp for eddie: THANK. YOU.
ed sheeran: guys shut up we have to kidnap richie back
bird boy: yeah ed sheeran i'm picking you up first i'm like three minutes from your house
bad hair: WHY ARE YOU TEXTING AND DRIVING
bird boy: i'm using siri chill
bad hair: THATS STILL DANGEROUS
emoji hater: ignore him. he tends to have to be the babysitter constantly
bad hair: shut up robin
bird boy: bev i'm outside your house. next stop mike's
simp for eddie: GUYS PLEASE HURRY MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO DIE AND ITS MY ONLY LIGHT SOURCE
bad hair: are you scared of the dark 😭😭
better hair than steve's: steve you're scared of the dark too
mayo: LMAO
bird boy: mike we're here. ben's net
goat guy: unlock ur door i can't get in the car 😭😭
bird boy: HOW DID YOU GET OUT SO FAST
goat guy: IVE BEEN HERE WAITING FOR THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES
bird boy: oh
the annoying mike: does it actually require six of you to break one dude out of a basement
simp for eddie: it absolutely will
liar: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
bird boy: ben we're at yours. eddie next
liar: where are you
bird boy: on the road
liar: IM ON THE ROAD
liar: are you in the blue toyota?
bird boy: YES?? WHERE ARE YOU ITS WAY TOO DARK FOR THIS
liar: right here open the door 😭😭
bird boy: k ed's we're on the way to yours now
simp for eddie: HEY DONT CALL MY EDS EDS
bird boy: jeez sorry
emoji hater: DID STAN JUST SAY JEEZ 💀💀
simp for eddie: omg look emoji hater's using emojis
wrist rocket: how much longer until you get him i wanna go to sleep but i'm too invested in what's happening
bird boy: eddie we're here. then bill then we find richie
bad hair: yeah so how exactly ARE you going to do that??
bird boy: he has his snap map on
bad hair: ah okay
bird boy: bill we're outside
b-billy: okay otw out
bad hair: why does that feel like tension
bad hair: did they break up
b-billy: NO??
bird boy: NO
bad hair: SO WHY ARE YOU TENSIONING
bird boy: WE'RE NOT??
simp for eddie: LESS ARGUING MORE DRIVING. IM ON 8%
bird boy: OKAY CHILL WE'RE OUTSIDE NOW
ed sheeran: this is gonna be fun
