Eat the banana

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"Paul, try tripping over the table again." John said, pointing to the table.

"Du vet at jeg ikke mente a gjore det forste gang? Dessuten, bare fordi jeg snubler over bordet igjen btyr ikke at jeg vil ende opp med a snakke normalt igjen." (You do know that I didn't mean to do it the first time? Besides, just because I trip over the table again doesn't mean I'll end up speaking normal again.)

"And that means???"

"I'm pretty sure he's saying that he may not end up speaking English just because he trips over the table again."

"TAKK FOR A BEVISE MITT POENG!!!" (THANK YOU FOR PROVING MY POINT!!!)

"Well, I could bash you in the head if you'd like." John suggested, punching his fist into his opposite hand over and over.

"NEI!!!!" (NO!!!!)

"Jane'd kill you, anyroad."

"Du vet Jane." (You know Jane.)

"What if-" Ringo had an idea. He grabbed a banana from the bowl of fruit on the table. He pointed it at George. "George, eat this banana."

"WHAT?!?!"

"Eat the banana."

"WHY!?!?"

"EAT. THE. BANANA."

"BUT WH-"

"EAT THE BANANA, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!"

"MAY I ASK WHY-"

"GEORGE HARRISON, IF YOU DO NOT EAT THIS BANANA, I WILL THROW IT AT YOU LIKE A BOOMERANG, NOW EAT THE BANANA!!!"

"But can't I have some-"

"Eat it!" 

"George, it won't do you no harm to eat the banana." John said.

"I'd rather have a-"

"GEORGE!!!!"

Help yourself to a banana, you deserve it. :) Today was a good day for me, so I wrote this. My friend is now nicknamed "Instant Karma!" after I was singing "Instant Karma!" then she walked by and tapped me on the head, no joke. I also had a dream while on the two hour bus drive, and I was THIS CLOSE to kissing George (And though he's only my second favorite, why not,) until my friend woke me up. -_-

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