sense i can't commit to one book I'm making a new onnneeeeee
(Finished!)
(I did not make the cover, I found it on google, if you know who the original creator is I can change it)
( 3rd person for this entire chapter) Once Shrek left the hot topic, he looked like this
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And- they🦵laugh 😂 at 🦴 him 🧍 because 👹 he's 💞 emo 😭 he 🤑 k1ll3d 🩸 Fiona 🥶 that's ☃️ why 🤔 he's 😩 single 🤠
Once he stole another car, he went back to the motel were Teruteru and Jeffery bezos were waiting outside. Once Shrek exited the car, he saw a very shocked teruteru, and Jeffery bezos. "What..a-are you wearing-" teruteru questioned, while Jeffery bezos was just laughing his ass off, "because you rejected me, I am now an e m o" once Jeffery bezos calmed the feck down he told Shrek: "So- we kinda can't afford your rooms Shrek..so- we kinda have to get you and Uber and send ya to ya mama" "WTF 😠😠😠😠😠😠" See, Sence Shrek is a y/n stuttering MOTHERFUCKER- His mom isn't swag with Emos 😔
{Time skip because alternative subculturres are swag}
Once he got back to his mama house, he wasn't dressed in his 🥶 swag emo outfit😩 Once he got to his bedroom, he put in a cd of my chemical romance. "tUrn thAt gArbAge down 😠😠😠" his mother yelled, no one understand Shrek, being 30(something) is hard enough, but atleast...he has Gerard way 😔😭🌝😖😩
