Happy 51st Birthday Nathan!!! Not!!!

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Pacific Buffet and Grill

Wallingford, Connecticut

All Of Us: Happy Birthday, Nathan.

Nathan: Thank you!!! *gets some sweet and sour chicken with sweet and sour sauce* Also need some soda! *gets some grape soda and burps, just to annoy us*

-loservibes-: Ew!!! Excuse you!!

Nathan: *still burping*

Phyllis: Please stop this! This is utterly disgusting!

Nathan: *still burping*

Trevor: Keep it together, Trevor. Keep it together.

Nathan: *stops burping*

SkittishReflections: How old are you now?

Nathan: 51!

SkittishReflections: *sarcasm* Isn't that swell? *eats her orange sesame chicken*

Me: *eating my orange sesame chicken*

Steven: Dude, you are a burping machine!

SkittishReflections: Steven, don't encourage him!

Steven: You are without a doubt, the greatest burping machine!! I mean, wow!

Trevor: OUTSIDE, STEVEN! NOW!

Steven: *gets up and walks outside timidly*

Trevor: *follows him outside*

Ariel: Nathan is gross!

Dorian: Exactly!!

SkittishReflections: Just try to ignore him, okay? Its his birthday, but that behavior is totally inappropriate. He's 51 now, and he should know better.

Kara: Exactly. Who's he trying to impress with all that burping?

Caroline: He better cut it out.

Nathan: *drinks more soda and burps again to annoy us*

All Of Us: Aw, come on!! Knock it off!! You nasty pig!! Cut that out!! Now, I lost my appetite!

Nathan: Ah yeah!!






This story was written on Sunday, October 3rd, 2021.

A/N Happy 51st Birthday, Nathan. That's all I have to say. Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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