Watching Major Payne And Steven Being A Motorboat

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All Of Us: *watching Major Payne*

Steven: I seen this movie, already!

Phyllis: Quiet!

Major Payne: *yells at a cadet* I AM NOT YOUR DARN BROTHER!!! NOW, DROP DOWN, AND GIVE ME 25 SQUAT THRUSTS NOW!

All Of Us: *laughing*

Steven: This movie came out in 1994.

Me: No, it came out in 1995!

Steven: It was 1994!

blackcigarettess: *Googles the release date for Major Payne* Damien is right, Steven! It was 1995!

Steven: Darn it!

Me: *Nelson Muntz style* Ha ha!

Steven: Can we watch another movie?

All Of Us: NO!!!!

Steven: I WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE!!!!

Trevor: I'll give you a movie! Its called Trevor Beats Up Steven For Being A Motorboat While Watching Major Payne! Rated G!! *beats up Steven*

Steven: *getting beat up*

blackcigarettess: *smugly* Enjoy the movie, Steven!

Me: Yeah, enjoy! *smugly*

Iris: *smugly* Have fun!

Trevor: *still beating up Steven*

Steven: *still getting beat up*






This story was written on Tuesday, October 26th, 2021.

A/N Trying to watch Major Payne, and Steven is being a motorboat! And he got the year of the movie wrong!! 🙄😂 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.

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