All Of Us: *watching Major Payne*
Steven: I seen this movie, already!
Phyllis: Quiet!
Major Payne: *yells at a cadet* I AM NOT YOUR DARN BROTHER!!! NOW, DROP DOWN, AND GIVE ME 25 SQUAT THRUSTS NOW!
All Of Us: *laughing*
Steven: This movie came out in 1994.
Me: No, it came out in 1995!
Steven: It was 1994!
blackcigarettess: *Googles the release date for Major Payne* Damien is right, Steven! It was 1995!
Steven: Darn it!
Me: *Nelson Muntz style* Ha ha!
Steven: Can we watch another movie?
All Of Us: NO!!!!
Steven: I WANT TO WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE!!!!
Trevor: I'll give you a movie! Its called Trevor Beats Up Steven For Being A Motorboat While Watching Major Payne! Rated G!! *beats up Steven*
Steven: *getting beat up*
blackcigarettess: *smugly* Enjoy the movie, Steven!
Me: Yeah, enjoy! *smugly*
Iris: *smugly* Have fun!
Trevor: *still beating up Steven*
Steven: *still getting beat up*
This story was written on Tuesday, October 26th, 2021.
A/N Trying to watch Major Payne, and Steven is being a motorboat! And he got the year of the movie wrong!! 🙄😂 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.
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