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what the signs say when they stub their toe;
Aries: GOD DAMN IT *breaks down door*
Taurus: CRAAAAP
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: DAMN *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: screams while laying face down on a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I JUST HAD WORE MY SHOES
Libra: goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door off hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* no I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASNt there before
Pisces: BUT WHY ME
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