♔ Zodiac Signs ♔

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the signs in the yearbook;
Aries: most likely to kill a teacher
Taurus: most likely to marry food
Gemini: most likely to fail school
Cancer: most likely to find love soonest
Leo: most likely to become a celebrity
Virgo: most likely to be on a reality show
Libra: most likely to live far away
Scorpio: most likely to get a job at mcdonalds
Sagittarius: most likely to become a hippie
Capricorn: most likely to own a pet shop
Aquarius: most likely to be besties with beyonce
Pisces: most likely to die with 666 cats
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i've been eating too much mcdonalds but you will sit and watch me turn into a glob of jello oK