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the signs when they see a bug in their house;
Aries: hello little demon *squashes it under their thumb*
Taurus: makes a gross face n pretends they saw nothing so they don't have to deal with it
Gemini: perseveres it & adds it to their collection
Cancer: MOOOOOOOOOM DAAAAAD HURRY THERES A BUG OH GOD HELP ME
Leo: screams and makes a huge deal about it, kills it like they're destroying a super villain
Virgo: puts it in a cup & takes it outside
Libra: screams and runs like their being chased
Scorpio: *has a mental connection with bug* i get u man
Sagittarius: picks it up and scares other people with it
Capricorn: opens up all the windows and doors and hope it leaves soon
Aquarius: watches it for like an hour & takes a thousand pictures
Pisces: *panics* *kills it* *feels bad for 3 days*
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