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the signs after a horror movie:
Cancer: (shushes everyone) guys ... did you hear that ...
Pisces: i heard nothing .. ha haha (sweats)
Aquarius: (says something nasty related to the movie to scare everyone some more)
Taurus: ok no i think i can hear it too ... (tries to convince themselves otherwise)
Leo: (sighs dramatically) FINE i'll go check it out
Scorpio: stop being such babies. it was just a movie. chill
Virgo: ok honestly. the chances that we are going to get butchered to death tonight are very slim. (does some statistics in their head)
Aries: ok i'm gonna crap myself like RIGHT NOW immediately. why haven't we turned the lights on? fUck the dark
Capricorn: guys were is leo. they haven't returned like wtf
Sagittarius: (says some more nasty things relating to the movie to make everyone nervous about leo's disappearance)
Libra: guys. take a deep breath. they'll be back. in the mean time lets do something to take our minds off it
Gemini: (jumps out to scare everyone)
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