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who the signs are going to fight;
Aries: you
Taurus: their alarm clock
Gemini: the entire human population
Cancer: anyone who makes them cry
Leo: condoms
Virgo: the patriarchy
Libra: everyone but only using their lips
Scorpio: god
Sagittarius: iggy azalea
Capricorn: their parents
Aquarius: bras
Pisces: themselves
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