_________
the signs as michael clifford tweets;
Aries: @dylanobrien be my friend
Taurus: all i want is a emoji penis god damnit
Gemini: i remember when i saw my first pair of boobs
Cancer: hello i am mr noodle arms
Leo: housekeeping just came in and i'm in my pikachu onesie. oh god
Virgo: i wish "bonerific" was a word in the dictionary
Libra: here's a cup of calm the fuck down
Scorpio: IF I EXERCISE WHY AM I STILL FAT
Sagittarius: @Luke5SOS stop being so happy
Capricorn: i know what a one shot is
Aquarius: 'want anything from starbucks?' '3 more hours of sleep'
Pisces: someone cuddle me
________
YOU ARE READING
♔ Zodiac Signs ♔
Random|zodiac sign book ! | |daily posts ... | |tag your friends for me please ! | |leo myself ... | | cover made by Euphxnious, ty bb. |
