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*Omori boy's trying to make friends *and Kel trying to find a date**
Kel: Reasons to like us!
Basil: One! I cry aggressively which means you get to comfort me. ^^
Kel: Two! I hate myself so I can save all my love for you~
Sunny: Three. I run from my feelings so you'll stay in shape catching up-
Kel: Four! I don't listen which means you'll get to tell the same story twice!
Basil: And five! We are all the worlds greatest mystery, which will make you the worlds greatest detective-
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Kel: From now on we will be using codenames, you can address me as Eagle One.
Kel: Mari is... been there done that-
Mari: What does that even mean-
Kel: Basil is... currently doing that.
Basil: ... doing what, suffering-
Kel: Sunny is... it happened once in a dream.
Sunny: Yeah that one makes sense...
Kel: Hero is... if I had to pick a dude.
Hero: I- What-
Kel: And Aubrey is...
Kel:
Kel: Eagle Two.
Aubrey: Oh thank god...
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Interviewer: So what do you want for Christmas?
Aubrey:
Aubrey: To still be alive.
Kel: Seconded.
Basil: I just want Sunny to be happy because he's been really sad lately-
Sunny: *lying down face first on the floor*
Basil: -and that's all I want.
Hero: Uh... world peace :>
Sunny: M E N T A L S T A B I L I T Y
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Aubrey, starting a fight: When I'm done with you... you won't be able to see out of both eyes...
Sunny: Congratulations... you're as effective as pollen...
Aubrey: I mean... I'm gonna make you feel pain...
Sunny: Kinda an expert in that, next.
Aubrey: Uh... you won't be able to think straight...
Sunny: Hah! In my mental state, thinking isn't even an option.
Aubrey: I'm gonna make you bash your head into a wall!
Sunny: I already do that to myself, be creative!
Aubrey: I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WANNA DIE!
Sunny: I'M A PART OF GEN Z, YOU'RE LATE TO THE PARTY-
Aubrey: WHAT INTIMIDATES YOU?!?!
Sunny: THE NOTION OF FEELINGS-
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Kel: Maybe it wasn't the best idea to play who has the most dysfunctional life...
Sunny: Why...?
Kel: Because Basil's been sobbing in his room for an hour and we can't get him out...
Sunny: No, I meant why would you play that, but also... *grabs knife* Your hurt Basil...?
Kel: Oh sh-
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Kel: I made tea.
Aubrey: I don't want tea...
Kel: I didn't make tea for you, I made tea for me.
Aubrey: Then why did you tell me...?
Kel: It's a conversation starter.
Aubrey: That's a very lousy conversation starter...
Kel: Oh yeah? We're conversing.
Aubrey:
Kel:
Kel: Checkmate.
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Basil: I'm gay and confused.
Hero: About your sexuality?
Basil: No, I know I'm gay, I just never know what's going on.
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Basil: So what's your type?
Sunny: Sweet, blonde, teal eyes, kinda clueless.
Basil: Sounds kinda like me.
Sunny:
Basil:
Sunny:
Sunny: I mentioned clueless right?
Basil: Mhm.
Sunny: Good.
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Kel: What if people had food names and food had people names!
Kel, to Hero: Hey, Pizza, it's time for dinner.
Hero: What're we having?
Kel: Lucas-
Sunny: Why am I friends with you...?
Kel: Shut up Spaghetti-
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Sunny; I don't have the energy for this...
Basil: For what?
Sunny: *gestures vaguely*
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*somewhere in the dream world*
Aubrey: So how are we gonna find Basil?
Kel: I'm not supposed to have any ideas, I'm the hot one.
Aubrey: Pretty sure I'm the hot one.
Omori: And I'm pretty sure you two are both idiots-
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Basil: Goodnight to the birds, Goodnight to the bees~
Sunny: And Goodnight to the demons only we can see-
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